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numbnuts240 wrote:yeah, this has been planned since i first heard about it
Fantastic. Is that your calendar at work?
numbnuts240 wrote:i'm the same way, i never attempted to pick up girls while they were working. i figured that if i even thought about it, hundreds of other guys probably have and i can imagine that gets annoying and the chances of being shut down are much higher than if she were out of work.
Precisely. Then, like I said, I'm afraid to go back cause I'll get crappy service and they'll think I'm creepy. We've got some decent looking baristas at the coffee shops that I would hit on in a heart beat if they weren't on the clock. It goes against my personal rules, but I'm gonna have to think of a way to work them over while they're still on the clock.


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AppleBonker wrote:Fantastic. Is that your calendar at work?
f*** yeah it is.
AppleBonker wrote:I'm gonna have to think of a way to work them over while they're still on the clock.
be funny and memorable. once they remember your order and name, step it up. i've found that if they ignore the customer in front of them, as well as the line of people, just to greet you personally (big smile, wave, and use of your name) you're in like sin.

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LOL how do u ask a barista out?

"Hey, wanna grab some coff... oh wait"

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RobPaulson wrote:LOL how do u ask a barista out?

"Hey, wanna grab some coff... oh wait"


And Gerry, me likey...


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lulz

or you could be straight up with her "hey [insert barista b****'s name here], i've always been attracted to you, i mean if it weren't for you i wouldn't travel 15 minutes out of my way for a coffee. listen, i don't want to come on too strong or anything, but do you think you'd like to get together and bump uglies? "

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I LOVE TITTIES!!!!!!!

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Haha, being funny is fairly simple. But, for every hot chick around my area, there's probably like 300 uggos. I'm sure the hot ones get shamelessly hit on all the time. With the place being always busy, I hate to get in the way. Hell, they do have a job to do. And I'm generally going in before work, so I don't have much free time (not to mention I'm wearing my work uniform - which comes in quite handy since many folks stereotype me cause I wear a uniform with my name on it).
numbnuts240 wrote:"hey [insert barista b****'s name here], i've always been attracted to you, i mean if it weren't for you i wouldn't travel 15 minutes out of my way for a coffee. listen, i don't want to come on too strong or anything, but do you think you'd like to get together and bump uglies? "
I would have no issues doing this. In fact, maybe I'll try something similar. Next time it's not too crowded, I'll rock it and let you guys know how it goes.

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AppleBonker wrote:
I always have better success after striking up some sort of conversation. Not tossing a number at a chick and saying "call me".
Not what I meant...I meant to say something like have a convo, exchange smiles, and then give her the card...it shows your polite, nice, friendly, and that you're stable and have a job.

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marlin29311 wrote:
Not what I meant...I meant to say something like have a convo, exchange smiles, and then give her the card...it shows your polite, nice, friendly, and that you're stable and have a job.
Because NO ONE has ever tried that move on a barista.

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AppleBonker wrote:I would have no issues doing this. In fact, maybe I'll try something similar. Next time it's not too crowded, I'll rock it and let you guys know how it goes.
f*** we could either have a lot of fun together, or get into a lot of trouble together. probably the first, then the latter.

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marlin29311 wrote:it shows your polite, nice, friendly
True, it usually works well when I lie right off the bat.
numbnuts240 wrote:f*** we could either have a lot of fun together, or get into a lot of trouble together. probably the first, then the latter.
I'm guessing a lot of fun. Don't know how much trouble you can get in for speaking your mind. Being offensive really isn't illegal.
MellowS13 wrote:Because NO ONE has ever tried that move on a barista.
Precisely the issue, which is why a line similar to what Tito put out there would be more effective. The standard routine they've heard too many times. Being different is what gets you in the door.

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i'm making a new thread tailor made for gerry. stay tuned, it launches in54321

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longcat


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dammit midget, don't you remember what happens when we play with longcat?

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longcat angers me...

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sup guys!screw you AZ!

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@ john ...

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AZ89two4Tsx wrote:longcat
seriously dude not cool!!!
numbnuts240 wrote:dammit midget, don't you remember what happens when we play with longcat?
iknowrite!

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woo!NICO is actually going somewhat fast for me today!

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AppleBonker wrote:longcat angers me...
come on, even you have to admit that this is funny



jota is ghey.

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Not cool Jay.
AppleBonker wrote:longcat angers me...
I prefer ninja cat.


RobPaulson wrote:@ john ...

wwwwwwwwwoooooooooooowwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Oh yeah, it's good

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she is absolutely perfectly 'thick' ... look at her legs... omfg... BAFFREWM!!!!

srsly tho... one of the hottest pix of an inkd out chick i've ever seen... dayum son...

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numbnuts240 wrote:jota is ghey.
I'll cut you bish!


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RobPaulson wrote:she is absolutely perfectly 'thick' ... look at her legs... omfg...
My thought exactly

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MellowS13 wrote:I'll cut you bish!
lol you phale

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Bmore-coupe wrote:I prefer ninja cat.
Ninja cat is good.
Bmore-coupe wrote:Oh yeah, it's good
Too much ink for my tastes. Just my personal opinion though.

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numbnuts240 wrote:
lol you phale
I meant to do that!

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AppleBonker wrote:
Too much ink for my tastes. Just my personal opinion though.
NEVER TOO MUCH!!!

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Bmore-coupe wrote:
NEVER TOO MUCH!!!
you are sadly mistaken my potato eating, marinara loving friend.

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Bmore-coupe wrote:NEVER TOO MUCH!!!
Definitely, the female figure is to be admired, not tarnished with ink. I'm cool with a few tasteful tattoos, but that is overkill and an eyesore to me. I can honestly say I wouldn't hit it.


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