I LEARNED'D something today!

[DrifterXRPS13]

So i'm watching rachel ray ( bite me) and they are having cougars picking up guys at bars but they don't know how to flirt and they are picking up the ugliest douchebags and they have no idea what to talk about.

I need to start picking up cougars...they are easy money.

[numbnuts240]

I need to start picking up cougars...they are easy money.

we should do this at carlisle. like bar games.

oh, and rachel ray is hawt.

[Speedy7_7]

Do not want 16 year old girls.

Everyone wants 16 year olds. they just dont want to deal with the penalty of getting caught, I can completely understand that.

Like a wise man once told me: "Ohhhhhh she has to be 18, or she has to be able to keep a secret."

[AppleBonker]

So i'm watching rachel ray ( bite me)

Some of her food looks decent. But she seems like a huge b*tch and her voice annoys the hell out of me. I'd love to kick her in the tit.

I ne

ed to start picking up cougars...they are easy money.

They can be scary. They know what they want, and they don't hang around after they've gotten it. So it's not a terrible idea.

[numbnuts240]

They know what they want, and they don't hang around after they've gotten it.

tell me more....

[AppleBonker]

tell me more....

I think it was Valentine's Day last year (maybe two years ago) and I went out to the bar knowing full well it'd be like shooting fish in a barrel. I don't know that I'd call the chick a cougar, but she told me she was like 33-34 (may have been slightly lower than reality). From the beginning she made it painfully clear what she was looking for that night (honestly, a ~35 year old in a bar filled with 20-somethings). There wasn't a whole lot of action at the bar (tons of sausage) and she was damn good looking for her age, so why not.

I actually went back to her place and she nearly kicked me out afterwards. It was pretty cool cause I didn't actually have to worry about making my escape. We both got what we wanted and went our separate ways. I'll tell you what, I may find younger chicks (closer to my age I mean) more attractive in general, but experience in the sack is a KILLER item on a chick's resume.

In other news, I've got a coupon for 50% a logitech harmony remote, but I already have a harmony one. Should I consider upgrading or buying one to sell it?

[DrifterXRPS13]

i picked up a cougar once, she was 37, i was 21...it was good times.

[Speedy7_7]

I Also heart cougars, I am not only a child predator, I am also an Adult predator.

[numbnuts240]

funny, all my encounters with cougars ended with trips to the hospital for multiple lacerations and sever blood loss...

[Speedy7_7]

LOL, stabbing a cougar can be a painful experience.

[DrifterXRPS13]

funny, all my encounters with cougars ended with trips to the hospital for multiple lacerations and sever blood loss...

that's cause those weren't cougars...those were trannys

[marlin29311]

In other news, I've got a coupon for 50% a logitech harmony remote, but I already have a harmony one. Should I consider upgrading or buying one to sell it?

You could give it to your good AV buddy in crime Lou you know...cause he wants a harmony but doesn't want to pay $200+ for it right now..



Sup guys.

[AppleBonker]

You could give it to your good AV buddy in crime Lou you know...cause he wants a harmony but doesn't want to pay $200+ for it right now..

Yeah, I had the harmony 880 (bought like 2-3 years ago) and a few months ago the volume up button quit. It was out of warranty, so I went out and got a harmony one. Then, I read an article a month or two ago about someone who had a similar problem with the same remote and Logitech replaced it for free even though it was out of warranty. I called but did not receive the same results, though they did give me a 50% off coupon, which is more than I really expected. Now, I'm thinking about getting the harmony 1100 and RF adapter with IR blasters.

Which remote are you looking at?

[marlin29311]

I was looking at the One, which seems to be everything I would want in a remote.

Though the 1100 is super awesome and I would gawk at having one

[numbnuts240]

i rock a pair of deez



they're the bee's knees.

[AppleBonker]

But wouldn't this be awesome?

[numbnuts240]

but really, i could never justify buying one for myself.

[marlin29311]

I want

I just can't fathom spending $300 on a remote though right now...I even have a $140 Best Buy gift card sitting on my desk, but I don't know what to use it for right now.

Even the One at ~$190 is too much right now...it would be great to have one remote to rule my 5 devices, but I just can't see dropping the cash on a remote when I could use that money for something else...

But if the remote was half price....

lol

[AppleBonker]

i could never justify buying one for myself.

The only reason I'm considering it is I could buy the remote for $200. Then, I could probably sell my harmony one for maybe $100 since it is only a few months old. At $400 for a remote, you've lost my interest.

[ADDirishboy]

Morning guys!

Why the f*** is expedia changing my return flight from carlisle? ***holes.

[numbnuts240]

The only reason I'm considering it is I could buy the remote for $200.

that thing costs $400? where the f*** is the hole you insert your c*** into for a bj?

[AppleBonker]

it would be great to have one remote to rule my 5 devices

Unfortunately for me, the harmony or similar is pretty much a requirement for my setup. I've got 8 devices that are currently controlled by my harmony one. Even combining some of those on each others/remotes would only reduce it to 4-5 remotes. Far to many for me to use and still keep my sanity.

But if the remote was half price....

If I'm not gonna use it I'll hook you up. But the coupon is only good through the Logitech site, so even the one is $250. Half would still be over a hando.

[Kompresshun]

i rock a pair of deez



they're the bee's knees.

Just got a pair of those myself Friday, Dish network FTW. I had one of the cheaper Harmony remotes and i'd rather use the Dish remote...

[AppleBonker]

that thing costs $400? where the f*** is the hole you insert your c*** into for a bj?

Yup. There aren't too many benefits to that remote over something like the harmony one which can be had for under $200 if you find a good deal. The cheapest harmony remotes are right at the $100 mark. Honestly, until you've used one you probably can't appreciate it. I got my mom one of the cheaper ones for Christmas a few years back. She always needed my help turning on devices to watch a movie. When she opened the package, she kind of gave it the sarcastic "thanks" look. But, I had already programmed it and I told her to turn on a movie. She claimed she didn't know how, but I told her to try to figure it out. Without any instructions or training from me or anyone else, she turned on a movie. At that point, she was sold. Plus, my parents only have a few devices they control. Once I cracked 5/6 devices it was a no brainer for me to spend some $$$ on a good remote.

[marlin29311]

Yup. There aren't too many benefits to that remote over something like the harmony one which can be had for under $200 if you find a good deal. The cheapest harmony remotes are right at the $100 mark. Honestly, until you've used one you probably can't appreciate it. I got my mom one of the cheaper ones for Christmas a few years back. She always needed my help turning on devices to watch a movie. When she opened the package, she kind of gave it the sarcastic "thanks" look. But, I had already programmed it and I told her to turn on a movie. She claimed she didn't know how, but I told her to try to figure it out. Without any instructions or training from me or anyone else, she turned on a movie. At that point, she was sold. Plus, my parents only have a few devices they control. Once I cracked 5/6 devices it was a no brainer for me to spend some $$$ on a good remote.

That's actually one of the main reasons why I want to get one...to show my parents/grandparents.

My mom always complains that she doesn't even know how to turn on the TV in the family room (for pete's sake it's already set up through the Comcast remote to turn them all on at once...)...I think if she had pictures or the touch screen of the One it would be easy for her to figure out.

Let me know either way...I might even just buy your used One if you are going to get rid of it.

[AppleBonker]

That's actually one of the main reasons why I want to get one...to show my parents/grandparents.

My mom and sister love it. And I enjoy the fact that I don't get bugged anymore to help change channels and crap (though now I'm a bit too far away to be much help).

Let me know either way...I might even just buy your used One if you are going to get rid of it.

I just don't know if I want more of the tablet style remote. It's completely different and requires two hands basically to use. I guess I'll have to pay more attention to how I use my current remote and if it'll be an issue.

I wish the 880 was slightly more functional. There's a workaround for my volume up button not registering. It's got a color LCD display with six customizable buttons (not touchscreen like the one, rather the images change and the buttons are off to the side of the screen) that I could use to program volume buttons on there. If anyone wanted to do that I'd give the remote away for free...

[numbnuts240]

Dish network FTW.

i hate satellite cable with a burning passion. unfortunately it's the best option available for my neighborhood

Yup. There aren't too many benefits to that remote over something like the harmony one which can be had for under $200 if you find a good deal. The cheapest harmony remotes are right at the $100 mark. Honestly, until you've used one you probably can't appreciate it. I got my mom one of the cheaper ones for Christmas a few years back. She always needed my help turning on devices to watch a movie. When she opened the package, she kind of gave it the sarcastic "thanks" look. But, I had already programmed it and I told her to turn on a movie. She claimed she didn't know how, but I told her to try to figure it out. Without any instructions or training from me or anyone else, she turned on a movie. At that point, she was sold. Plus, my parents only have a few devices they control. Once I cracked 5/6 devices it was a no brainer for me to spend some $$$ on a good remote.

i regularly use 2 remotes, one for tv on/off and the cable remote for channels. everything else is video game consoles and all i have to do is switch the input with the tv remote.

[JLAUDIO85]

RICKY MARTIN IS GHEY OMFG STORY OF THE YEAR HERE WE COMMMMEEEEEEEE!

[JLAUDIO85]

oooo 500 post

[numbnuts240]

RICKY MARTIN IS GHEY OMFG STORY OF THE YEAR HERE WE COMMMMEEEEEEEE!

hmm, i remember making that allegation even before "living la vida loca".