I LEARNED'D something today!

[krimsonviper]

[Otto.]

Hurro

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Hiiiiiiii

[krimsonviper]

What's going on crackhead?

[Dattebayo]

buttface

[Chaotic_Warlord]

The neighbors are partying so I can't hear my TV.

[krimsonviper]

Sounds like a disturbing the peace call. Where's Ludacris?

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Wartching Operation Repo, damn that's a big b****

[93coupe]

What up, people?

[Chaotic_Warlord]

The neighbors are partying so I can't hear my TV.

We had that last summer, the house up the block was blaring Luda's Move b**** @ like 3AM after partying for 12 hours straight and then a straight up street brawl broke out just before the cops got there.

[krimsonviper]

Good grief my hotel is busy in the afternoon!

[MellowZ32]

So I went to my accountant files my taxes, got a haircut, washed the car and now I'm about to has some foodz!

[AppleBonker]

I'm too cheap to use an accountant. Plus, I never get much money back cause there's not too many loopholes I can exploit. Doesn't make it worth it to pay someone to figure it all out for me.

[93coupe]

I need a haircut terribly, need to file my taxes, and am trying to order food as we speak. I am a slacker.

My mother is my accountant.

[AppleBonker]

Don't you have clippers and a chick that can do that for you?

I had chinese which means I'll be hungry shortly and I'll fire off a wicked grease rocket later.

[MellowZ32]

I really needed the haircut, the last time I got one was dec.10th of last year.

[93coupe]

I have clippers. I have a chick. She can't cut it though. I would cut it myself but the old lady won't let me just buzz it

[AppleBonker]

I really needed the haircut, the last time I got one was dec.10th of last year.

Dang, you must look like a caveman. I think my hairs get cut about ever 3 weeks.

She can't cut it though.

Why not? I'd cut my own hair, but I always go retarded on the back. I haven't mastered the two mirrors technique, and I'd end up bald trying to even it out.

[93coupe]

Because she likes it a one on the sides faded to a 2 on the top. She can't fade.

[krimsonviper]

I have clippers. I have a chick. She can't cut it though. I would cut it myself but the old lady won't let me just buzz it

You aint gonna buzz her hair!

JAY!

[AppleBonker]

Fair enough. I also don't much care for using my clippers on my head after they've trimmed the hangin brains. So at this point, I'm willing to pay $10 to a barber. Plus, the straight razor shave on the back of the neck is pretty exceptional.

[MellowZ32]

hi sexy KV!

[Dattebayo]

Haircuts suck. No one ever does them right unless you go to an expensive as$ stylist.

I spit on barbers. They are the most useless form of employment next to a guidance counselor.

[93coupe]

I have been to many talented barbers and find them to be quite skillful and a very useful vocation.

[krimsonviper]

I shave my head with one size. Free cut FTW!

[Dattebayo]

I have been to many talented barbers and find them to be quite skillful and a very useful vocation.

If you like your hair cropped to your skull, yeah. But what if you actually like it different? Not all of us want a military cut.

[MellowZ32]

so my uncle is just is at my house and he is giving me crap about the cigar stubs in the front porch!

[AppleBonker]

If you like your hair cropped to your skull, yeah. But what if you actually like it different? Not all of us want a military cut.

I can understand and agree with this. But, personally, I'm completely ok with basic and low maintenance. I'm not going for a GQ look. I just don't want to look like a hippie.

[Dattebayo]

Oh man, you've got to stop.

You sound like such a stuck up snob.

[93coupe]

oh she's taking a class alright...it's called how to seduce whites who say they are black 101.