I have never sen anything this ridiculous

[Xdisaster240sX]

http://delaware.craigslist.org/cto/3710027185.html

[Bubba1]

Uh, Wow. LOL. The genuine imitation non-functional JC Whitney "custom" hood scoops, the faux hoodpin decals ( ) and the Pep Boys adhesive mounted triple "simulated" (pronounced "fake") Buick style ventiports are particularly nice ricey touches. But what I find even more amusing is that this is a Delaware craigslist ad, with Maryland in it's ad title, and the car is sporting a Pennsylvania license plate.

[darylzero]

only has 157,000 and is very economic. Throughout the past four years it has been a project car of mine to which I've devoted a lot of time, work and money. A month ago, I installed a new transmission (90,000 miles)

So in one month he drove 67,000 miles...

[Xdisaster240sX]

The only thing I like is the front bumper except for the nissan badge.

[AZhitman]

Ugh...

That car gives me diarrhea. Gotta love the "turbo" emblem, and the fact that he's proud of the "NOS seat covers."

[Xdisaster240sX]

IMO $4500 is ALOT for a 240...

[Ace2cool]

Lol, you should check the CL thread in Z32. It gets bad.

[Jesda]

Half the ad is about the god damned radio.

[MinisterofDOOM]

I've seen far, far, FAR worse examples than that.

Hell, the bone-stock Pontiac G6 GXP I park across from every day is a more embarassing example of poser rice. ENORMOUS SCULPTED plastic wing that would make '60s Chrysler blush, crazy-glued in an act of seemingly schizophrenic compensation on top of the narrowest, least-athletic set of pontiac hips ever manufactured (I still can't figure out how the G6's cleanly-pinched-turd-shaped rear end came from the same company that made "Wide Track" an advertising point for decades). And the stubby, FWD-proportioned hood is dominated by horrid nonfunctional hoodscoops. Meanwhile the grille's openings are big enough to swallow a Continental and the fog lights could pass for OEM replacement Jeep CJ headlights. All of this backed by front-wheel-drive and an automatic transmission, plus a mindboggling 222hp.

Also there's the black Ridgeline I see at the grocery store all the time, which features such impressive goodies as dual stick-on hood scoops (interestingly, they appear to be the same ones seen on that 240sx), dual four-cylinder fart-cans with exhaust tips that would make diesel pickups jealous, Buick-style hood ports, gawdawful multifaceted chrome wheels, and off-road tires. I'd like to think I'm a pretty bad-a** grown man, but when I walk past that thing it's hard not to start weeping with despair.

[Ace2cool]

Get on my level.

[AZhitman]

GL painting that turd.

Primer absorbs oil, grease, and road grime. About 3 months after the paint job, that paint is gonna strip off in chunks.

[Rev_D21]

This turd. The owner claims all the mods equal $4.5k.

http://elpaso.en.craigslist.org/cto/3735554212.html

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

Gentlemen...prepare yourselves.
I came upon this in a Costco parking lot, it terrified and confused me.

[float_6969]

That has to be a joke... or a Mexican

[Xdisaster240sX]

... or a Mexican

HAHAHAHAHA

[NolimitZ32]

Hey it looks better than the GrandAm those bumpers came from.

[alms24sebring]

or a Mexican

It is 100%. I swear I saw this on CL a few days ago. I read it shaking my head the entire time.

[float_6969]

It's funny cuz it's true!

[DJ_B_Easy]

I see Tecnicolor Cyclops Shark Car once a week, minimum...get on MY level.

[fiznowler]

wow..... just wow.

[biggie]

Batman, meet Vampire; Vampire, meet Batman.

[300ZXttZMAN]

Poor Schassis.

Lol, you should check the CL thread in Z32. It gets bad.

Yes very bad.

[alms24sebring]

Kinda cool paint job but seriously, wtf is that about??

[DJ_B_Easy]

Kinda cool paint job but seriously, wtf is that about??

Its fingerpainted...

[hannibal]

Gentlemen...prepare yourselves.
I came upon this in a Costco parking lot, it terrified and confused me.

Why would you tack extra PLASTIC bumpers on the car? It's like a bad episode of Hoarders...

[AZhitman]

Hey it looks better than the GrandAm those bumpers came from.

TROOF.

[Rager]

http://nwct.craigslist.org/pts/3668673823.html

[float_6969]

OMG, I swear I saw the same taillight for sale on use for a trailer. Sooo bad. What a terribly ruined Z. So sad.

[hannibal]

^ Pff those are clearly Ferrari taillights...

[float_6969]

Those clearly WISH they were Ferrari taillights. I knew what he was going for there, but I'm hard pressed to believe that they're actually Ferrari tails.