I have a confession to make...

[elwesso]

Alright, I cant hold it any longer..... My plan has failed.....

Youll recall that I had 2002 Buick regal... And in all actuality, that is true... I did have one, however, heres the story... With the parting out of my Q and everything, I had to say something......

My mom had to go out of town, and my dad works, so I *had* to have a car. My grandparents came up to bat, and let me borrow the car for about a week... I gave it back a week or so ago.....

I recall heavyduty saying something like that "or is this part of a masterfully crafted prank." I figured since I had the car, I would take some mock pictures (they really were my pictures, and the car was really in my driveway), and this is all part of my revenge to Jesda..... So WHO IS THE PRANKSTER OF THE YEAR NOW!!!!!! GOT ANY DIELECTRIC GREASE????

This was just part 1 of my MASTER PLAN. As some of you may know, Jesda is coming up to my crib this weekend, we're doing the sparkplugs, TB/plenum clean, rack bushings, and a few other assorted items... I was planning on having my new ride this weekend, but some plans and finances arent going to happen in this amount of time, so its not going to happen.. I am meeting Jesda a few miles away from my house at the lake, and I would have my new ride there, and I would have the camera ready for the initial reaction... It would have been CLASSIC, nad I would have held him at gunpoint to post a thread "Ive been NICOwned"...

So I get to tell you guys.... You ALL (except a few) were : :You guys were VERY observant, and I thought with my many conversations on AIM and over the phone, it would have leaked out... It was honestly perfect revenge to Jesda... Having spent time with the car for a while, i actually knew what I was talking about.... What I am most appalled by, is HOW COULD YOU THINK ID GET A BRAND NEW CAR, much less a buick... Really, if you go back and look at my posts, I didnt lie about anything (dont quote me), my wording had many questionable implications.....

So your now wondering, what am I getting as a car...? WEll I will give you 2 clues, and if I have told you over the phone, PLEASE DO NOT tell, because I dont want to be the kind of person who says he's gonna get something and then doesnt come through...... I have thrown out some other hints here and there... EDIT: Hence the reason for me to not get rid of certain selective parts from my Q

1. It is a G50t2. "HITEKK"

[rsiwicki]

damn....nice move Wes. Can't believe you held out that long. Glad to hear you are still a G50 guy and can't wait to see your new ride and I would be really interested into how your new G50 compares to your old G50 in all aspects.

[louiegz]

You scumbag! You had me fooled. It seemed believable enough. I even felt bad for you. So looking at your hints, it looks to me like your getting a Q45t and it belonged to a member named HITEKK. Am I right? I'm glad you'll have a Q again, and yes, I was punk'd

[elwesso]

LIke I said its not 100% yet, thats why Im not saying... but the legistics are working in favor.....

Even if someone guesses, I wont tell them if its definite.....

[Jeff Williams]

Hey Wes, I saw your car, on "Clear and Present danger" last night. It is too bad they took off the BBS wheels, and put the pie pans on, before you got it.

[elwesso]

Cant say I follow you on that one Jeff....

[nuQ]

i know i didn't call you out completly,,,but,,,it really made no sense!!!!! a Q to a buick????!!!! and all your friends were all over the buick??? i honestly wasn't buying it 100%!!!!

[Rex Rich]

this guy is shifty! (-;

[elwesso]

Actually the comments that were made were legit... Some chick actually did come up and said she really liked my car..... I dont understand it, CANT WOMEN SEE WHAT A REALLY GOOD CAR IS!! I dont understand it, but I do know one thing, having to ride with my parents to school, and having to call them to pick me up REALLY SUCKS......

[Rex Rich]

in that case it was a nice car!you had every right to fool us!

[Jesda]

Well done, you a-hole! Very well done. You even got a pic of yourself in the damn driver seat!

Obviously this means I have to retaliate this weekend.
Modified by Jesda at 10:27 PM 9/27/2004

[90Q45blue]

My guess is that Wes is getting Fred's Q.

[HeavyDuty]

Actually the comments that were made were legit... Some chick actually did come up and said she really liked my car..... I dont understand it, CANT WOMEN SEE WHAT A REALLY GOOD CAR IS!! I dont understand it, but I do know one thing, having to ride with my parents to school, and having to call them to pick me up REALLY SUCKS......

There are too many social afflictions & at least one inuendo to address in one post there, but suffice it to say.....

sniff...snifff

Yup, smelled like bologna.

Otherwise you wouldn't be here, you'd be on 12secregal.com or something.
Modified by HeavyDuty at 11:54 PM 9/27/2004

[maxnix]

..... I dont understand it, CANT WOMEN SEE WHAT A REALLY GOOD CAR IS!!

In a word, for the most part, no. But then again, few guys do either.

The exceptions are always more interesting than the rule.

[hal90000]

She saw husband/daddy material in the Buick. The Q is more obscure.

[Jesda]

It also explains why I havent seen you posting on Sal's Buick Forum.

[AZhitman]

HITEK, huh?

That can only mean one thing, and I know EXACTLY what it is.

Your first order of business should be to REMOVE the offending decal (HITEK) the minute you take delivery.

The second order of business will be to go get 1/4 mile times on it.

Good ownage, my friend. Well done.

Buick my arse.

[1qckser]

AZ do they still make those HITEK rims in 17s with the lil yellow sticker on em

[1992Q45A]

With you owning Fred's Q, maybe you can figure out why it was only slighty faster then your previous sludged up Q

[Falkdesigns]

haha. NICOwned!!! lmao!!

So I guess you may still want my wheels . My tires were shipped today, so I will have the 18's on her in a few days, and my ASA 17" chrome 5 spokes are *FOR SALE*!!

[elwesso]

It also explains why I havent seen you posting on Sal's Buick Forum.

Sal has a buick forum?? I knew they had olds forum, but not buick!! HUH!

HITEK, huh?

That can only mean one thing, and I know EXACTLY what it is.

Your first order of business should be to REMOVE the offending decal (HITEK) the minute you take delivery.

The second order of business will be to go get 1/4 mile times on it.

Good ownage, my friend. Well done.

Buick my arse.

Why remove the HITEKK logo? I kinda like it... Do you happen to know what it means??? 1/4 mile times definitely, as soon as all of the superfluous components are active and fuctional!

[nuQ]

Falk, what r u looking to get for your rims????? and any better pics?

[rydwhite]

I've been QOWNED.

I figured that the folks bought the car and didn't give you much of a choice in the matter. Well, I guess I was wrong. Now I will never believe anything that you or Jesda say.

Nice choice on Fred's Q. Yeah, I agree with Greg, remove the HITEK. Also get that NOS working properly. Congrats.

[Falkdesigns]

Falk, what r u looking to get for your rims????? and any better pics?

man I wish we had PM's. Wes has dib's if he wants them, he's been interested for months. Ne who, email: [email protected] I have more pics and we can take it to email's.

[elwesso]

LOL @ Ryan.. I have thrown away my honest sweet innocence!!! At least it went out decently, just like my Q!!

Whenver I get a new car (which after this wont be for a LONG TIME), I'll have to start taking pictures of the title to prove it to you guys!

Jeff... I am not interested in Falks rims, for obvious reasons

[90Q45blue]

You will have to personally drive to my house and hand me the title to let me read while sitting in the driver's seat of your car, with your dad in the passenger seat saying, "yep, it's his" and the old owner in the back saying, "yep, i sold it to him", the receipts in the trunk and a letter from the indiana register of deeds that is notarized and sealed saying you do own the car.

Nick

[nuQ]

^^^^^ yeah really, or we'll have another post saying how he just bought a 95 sonata and all the girls r going crazy for it!!!!!!!

[redmanfx]

And as I didn't fall for your Buick prank, if you look, you'll not see a reply from me regarding your Foolish attempt to get me(us) to believe you actually got a buick, I get my parts from your Q half price right??!!!

red

[1992Q45A]

No reply from me either

It was either believe you're a total jacka$$ or you didn't get it

With you it was difficult, but I gave you the benefit of the doubt

[Altiman94]

Fred's car. You've been talking about this for a while anyhow. it says "hitekk" on his wheels. And im 100% proof positive on this.