I hate to pick on Lexus but....

[dougs98Q45]

....but this was tooooooo funny. (and the french are fair game in my humble book....) Besides, my last car was totalled by a - you guessed it- blonde. Sorry if this is too silly for this forum but I honestly couldn't resist.

Subject: Lexus LS400 and the blonde

A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

The blond drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,

"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him. "***holes!" she yelled.......

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks...

[toki]

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[crubio]

Nice One.

[elwesso]

har har har