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Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:20 pm
thats nothing man! stop your pansy asss b****ing right now!!!! on dec 18th last year i was on my way to work in my very clean 98 bmw 540i. it was 7am, and i dont have to be at work till 7:30 am. i pull into a chic-fil-a for my morning breakfast (1 mile from my work). i WORKED at bestbuy as a geek squad home theater installer, so i was in my very nice geeky uniform.
when i pull into the chic-fil-a i have my window down smokin a cig, with my hat on backwards and my white von zipper kickstands (hater blockers for those that dont know their shades.....). short n sweet, i get my meal, pull out of chic-fil-a, start eating it right away, so i can get to my first customer right when i get to work.
two lights down im eating my tots, and i look up in my mirror and fuccking OCSO right behind me. im the first car at the light, and it turns green. i proceed through the intersection still eating my food, and the cop flips on his emergency lights half way through the intersection. im like WTF these mother fucckers want???
i pull into a shopping plaza literally two blocks from my work. i put the b**** in park, roll my window down, and continue to eat my food so i can get on with my day. this mother fuccker comes up to my car with his gun drawn out of his holster, and yanks open my door ( i wish the mother fuccker was locked). as he grabs my left arm he starts yanking on me telling me to get out of the car. right after that yells stop resisting! im like this is fuccking unbelievable (i can not believe this is happening to me never been in any trouble before besides the normal tickets).
thing is, im still buckled in my seat belt. this mother fuccker yells at me again to stop resisting. i look at this dumb fucck like hes an idiot and tell him my seat belt is still on, and that im not resisting. he is still pulling on me violently, and again tells me to stop resisting. i go to undo my seat belt, and he yanks my other arm and starts pulling on me with both arms. finally the poopyhead realizes that im still buckled in my seat belt that is made to restrain you in the event of 70+mph crash of i dont know how many g forces. of course i wasnt going to come out of my seat you c*** suckin son of a b****!!!
once he unbuckles me, the seat belt is still wrapped around my arm. the seatbelt locked from him pulling on me still (which i got a nice bruise from with pics). after that everything happened so fast. i was thrown into two other officers arms that were standing there that i didnt even know were there. i still had my drink in my hand, and they tell me to stop resisting WTF??!? next thing i know i get turned around and thrown to the ground face first. i eat dirt with a mix of tots. didnt taste so good. so, yeah.... thats what happened to me.
they said they were in the chic-fil-a parking lot, and said when i exited (mind you these bastards were just bull shiiting outside of their car) that i cut off 6 lanes of traffic making other cars have to take evasive action from hitting me, speeding in the excess of the limit, multiple lane changes, and tail gaiting, and oh to top it off peeling out at the light where the OCSO car was behind me. how in the fucck could they have seen me do this from where they were standing?!?!?! they had an obstructed view, and could only see me for about 100 yards. i never did ANYTHING they accused me of.
i ended up getting charged with wreckless driving, resisting arrest without violence, a fuccking window tint tick LOL WTF??, car towed, and a ride to jail!!!! not to mention i lost my job because of a no call no show, and the first thing i asked the poopyhead that was yanking on me is if i could use my phone to call my boss. he said no and took it from me.
since i didnt have money at the time i went with a PD (bad decision). long story short, i signed a waiver with a supervisor of the PD office to waive my appearance for an arraignment. one sunday morning, i get a wake up knock from OCSO. they say they want to talk to me. then once they were in my house they said they have a warrant for my arrest for failure to appear in court. i show them the paper i have. they said theyll call it in again to make sure. i already start getting dressed, and all that shlt because i knew what was going to happen. yup, another day in jail because the clerk of court fuccked up!!! $2000 bond for that shlt!!!!
MOTHER FUCCKING UNBELIEVABLE SHIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i told myself that something good would come out of this. sure enough..... i sit my a** at home all day playing p0ker online, and make more money in a day than these crooked asss mother fucckers do in a week!!!!!!!!!!!
deputy sheriff Micheal Owens, and DS Robert Hall in sector 4 of the OCSO will get theirs!!! believe me, karma is a mother fuccking b**** you lying asss sons of b****es. if any of yall ever need my help while im carrying with my CCW, im just gonna laugh, and say i told you so.
so no license for me for a year.... i had this shllt setup for a jury trial, and if i lost i would have faced 6 months in jail, so i folded my hand and took it in the asss (two d!ck, no lube).
i never posted this anywhere on the internet!!!
I DONT WANT TO HEAR, OR SEE ANY OF YALL b**** ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCCKING TICKETS OR ILL POST THIS SHLT IN YOUR THREAD!! ONLY IF YOU GET SHOT AT ARE YOU ALLOWED TO POST SOMETHING ABOUT COPS, OTHERWISE SHUT YOUR TRAP!!!! WEVE ALL BEEN THERE HAD THAT AT ONE POINT IN OUR LIVES. WE KNOW THERE ARE CROOKED COPS, AND DECENT COPS. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF, OR ATLEAST POST IT IN GENERAL CHAT SO I/WE DONT HAVE TO READ ABOUT SOME STUPID a** TICKETS FROM SOME CROOKED AS COPS. THANK YOU!!!!!!