i hate my life(rant)

[Ace 2.0]

about 4 months ago i found a baby turtle on my porch and give it to my GF(shanna).today i went to a p0ker night with friends of mine and shanna comes along leaving her roommate at home and she had some friends come over. i win $14 and am happy as a clam but when we get home i notice that the turtle is gone !!!!!! so we ask her RM(who is now with her BF on her room) where he is, "in the hall" she said and he was not there. searched for 2 hours and no luck. moral of the story: when things look good in my life i always get FU(KED!!!!!!!!!! -AJ

[Nathan]

The bishez will **** it up every time!

[Fenvy]

dump her for losing the turtle!

[Jesda]

She just... let it roam around and didnt pay attention? Sheesh. Imagine if she was the mother of your children.

"Wheres our son?"'I dunno, crawling in the hall I guess.'

[vicki]

You should be extremely grateful is that is the only cause of you hating your life.

[Wraith]

**** happens is all I can say. Your whole life will be full of up and down situations, just try and make the best of it and dont let the (down's) outnumber the (up's). Look on the bright side, he might of snuck away to get in some turtle orgy action and show up later with some kids or something .

[The Mic]

see sig

[Ace 2.0]

shanna did not lose it .her RM did!

[Nathan]

Really though, if thats the worst thats going on in your life, you should be jumping for mother****in joy.

[Sirikool]

Give the RM a good spanking. don't forget to hit one for the turtle ok?

[yashin]

guy there like 10 bucks at the pet store........and make a great soup too

[sleepyRPS13]

me & my brothers had turtle pets and we found out one morning it was stolen, then later on our grandma called us for breakfast and had ricey soup meal after we finished i asked for more but she said there was none left because there was no more turtles left.

[skydragoness]

Really though, if thats the worst thats going on in your life, you should be jumping for mother****in joy.

but if it makes you feel better, you ought to steal something from the roommate, something precious, and set it on fire.

[Altiman94]

^yeah, do it.

[LiquidThinker]

Alicia is a ***** and I want my damn $14 back the pot came up 4 dollars short at the end of the night when I went to cash out. I won $29 by the way.

[prigo]

[gabossie]

Dude... it's a turtle. It sucks, but you hardly got ****ed when things are going well. If this is the worst you have, be glad. Hope you find the turtle.

[Ace 2.0]

its the concept. if anything could have gone missing it had to be that

[Ace 2.0]

sean i counted my **** 4 times so that would not happen.

[240marcuSX]

LOLOL thats so funny

[Sirikool]

me & my brothers had turtle pets and we found out one morning it was stolen, then later on our grandma called us for breakfast and had ricey soup meal after we finished i asked for more but she said there was none left because there was no more turtles left.

uuuhhh, ur kidding right?

[Fish240]

me & my brothers had turtle pets and we found out one morning it was stolen, then later on our grandma called us for breakfast and had ricey soup meal after we finished i asked for more but she said there was none left because there was no more turtles left.

LMFAO

[Ace 2.0]

good news we found him(alive)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MinisterofDOOM]

Now you can have some soup!!!

Just kidding. Glad you found it. Where was it?