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Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:41 pm
Bit of a story to this one. So I went to visit my parents today cause I haven't been to see them in a while. I also wanted to utilize their garage space to wash/wax my car cause she desperately needed a bath. I also visited with some friends I haven't seen in a while, so it was an overdue trip out to the burbs of Chicago, but I digress. So I got my car all cleaned up and had dinner with the rents. I didn't drink anything (partly cause I was driving and partly because I'm trying to get in better shape, lame I know). At this point, it's time to come back to the city. I'm in a good mood, so I head out, windows down and music blasting.
I get into the city and decide to take the long way north to check out the "scenery" in Lincoln Park and Wrigleyville (seeing as it's bar time and there will be a number of people walking around). I turn the music down a bit cause I don't really want to be that guy that everyone hears coming a mile away (hence the sound deadener in my car). So I'm driving through Wrigleyville along Clark (if anyone has been around here you'll know that at night it is a bumping bar scene with plenty of twenty somethings out and about). I'm driving slow and avoiding crazy drivers and drunk pedestrians, when I spot a cop. My windows are still down (so you can't tell the fronts are tinted, the rest of the car is legal in Illinois), so I turn the music down a bit more as not to draw attention to myself. He looks like he's trying to turn on to Clark, so I try to give him room to get in, but he goes nowhere. Ok, so I continue onward. He pulls in behind me, and sure enough, the lights go on.
I have no idea what I was doing wrong. I was sitting in traffic, so obviously not speeding, and I didn't run any lights/signs. There's no place good to pull over, so I just hit the side of the road, throw her in park and wait for this guy to approach. He comes up to the car (and positions himself nicely to the side of the car behind the window as if I'm a threat or something - it looked like his hand may have been close to his holster, but I couldn't really tell). He asks for my license and insurance. Like I always do, I told him it was in my back pocket and I was going to reach for it, to make sure I didn't spook him and make him think I'm reaching for a weapon (which I don't keep any in my car anyway, but he doesn't know this). I hand him both documents and wait. He then asks "Don't you think your music was a bit loud back there?". Not really sure how to respond, I say "I guess so". He asked where I lived and I told him the address on my license.
Now, here's the fun part. He says, "Ok, lock it up and step out. I'm going to tow it away from you." WHAT?!?!?!? I'm completely baffled at this point, but I turned the car off and rolled up the windows, stepped out and locked it. At this point, I've got a million things running through my head. How does he have the right to do this? How am I going to get home? Where is my nice clean car going to? Man, I really need to piss. So I'm waiting on the side of the road, getting the greatest looks from the tons of cars that are passing by. I'm sure everyone is thinking, "man, this guy must be drunk, he's probably getting arrested", so everyone is gawking at me. I'm feeling pretty frickin' humiliated at this point, all because my music was too loud.
So, I'm thinking about what I'm going to say to him when he returns from the squad car. Is he going to arrest me? I can't see anyway that loud music warrants an arrest. Can I move my car somewhere more out of the way so it doesn't get damaged? How am I going to get around for the rest of the weekend? How am I going to get to work on Tuesday? And through all of this, I'm getting more and more pissed.
Finally, after what seems like an eternity, he steps out of the car and walks back up to me. "Have you ever had your car towed for loud music?" he asks. Of course I say no, because I've never even heard this was a possibility. On that note, has anyone ever heard of this before? I guess I need to do more research, but I can't see how the state/city/etc has the right to tow a car for loud music. He continues by saying it's like any other time the car gets towed. I'll have to go to court and wait to see what the judge says (although this isn't true because you can get your car back before court by going to the impound). He told me the only difference is I'd have to walk there. So, he changes his story. "Ok, I'm not going to do that to you. But I am going to give you a ticket for the window tints". What the hell?!? This is what you're nailing me for? "If I can hear your music from 75 feet away, it's too loud. But for the windows, take that **** off". Sorry for the profanity, but that's a direct quote. So he gives me my stuff back and I get back into my car and drive away.
As I'm driving, I'm getting even more pissed. Like I said, this is around the bar scene with twenty somethings. There's music playing at every bar and it's blasting. You can easily hear it from 300-500 feet away, yet my car is a problem? Dude, if you go into an empty gymnasium, I'd be willing to bet you can hear and iPod through the ear buds from 75 feet away if it's turned up (and you put those things right in your ears for heaven's sake)! It's a three day weekend, and the most productive thing this guy can do is pull over a car for loud music and tinted windows?!? Aren't there people driving drunk everywhere? It's Chicago, aren't there murders and other more sinister criminal activities going on? Is this what our tax dollars pay for?
So he didn't try to tow my car. Thanks for being such a nice guy. Oh yeah, and thanks for making me look like a jackass in front of hundreds of people and wasting my time. I feel much safer knowing that cops are out in force regulating the volume of my music and making sure my windows aren't tinted. In fact, I'm surprised the crime level in Chicago isn't eliminated with all of these efforts in place. This is just stupid.
Sorry for the long (and fairly worthless post), but I really needed to rant. I guess you shouldn't bother visiting Chicago if this is how the average citizen is going to be treated. There are plenty of laws I don't agree with, but this is just ludicrous. For the record, there is someone bumping their car right outside my window right now, so I better run out there and tell them to watch out. I don't feel safe right now...