I hate black people

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But I'm not racist or anything.

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:eek:
Reminds me of the girl that did the "asian people" video.

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She's never had black d:ck.

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Take your shirt off!

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Yeh, let's solve the chicken shortage for good!

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93coupe wrote:She's never had black d:ck.
Here ya go, Ryan.
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I'm not following, Dave.

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I think he was implying that you have very sharp teeth.

Damn sure I can't bite through one of those without cracking it down the middle.

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There is only one way to bring the black love to this thread.

Yeah, on second thought, I'm just gonna remove this. Funny, but a little over the top. Sorry brah.

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Encryptshun wrote:I think he was implying that you have very sharp teeth.
Yeah, what he said.

I'm forbidden from using the N word, even tho I was taught that it's a kind of person, not a race... :gotme

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Encryptshun wrote:I think he was implying that you have very sharp teeth.
Gee, I thought he was hinting he wanted to be the middle of a threesome involving two black men..

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Bubba1 wrote:Gee, I thought he was hinting he wanted to be the middle of a threesome involving two black men..
:ohno:

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But where's he going to find a glass of milk that big?

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You have to say it with an 'a' on the end. I uasually say naggar or nidger since Im white but it all means the same thing, a stupid or ignorant somebody that has nothing to do with the color of skin.

I was telling a friend a few days ago that I wanna go into a crowded 7-11 and ask them out loud for a sniggers bar

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there is two sides to each race.The respectable side and the s*** side.I hate the s*** side.But then again i hate everyone equally.

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I was once at a deli counter ordering fried chicken. They ran out so it was being freshly cooked. There were several people all around me waiting for the same thing -- all of them black in a town that's 93% white. Heck, there's double the number of Asians in my town as there are blacks, but the town's entire population of black people was there that day, waiting for chicken.

One little black girl said "Look at this! All these black folk waitin in line for fried chicken! This is embarrassing! Its embarrassing!"

I grinned.




I'm not entirely sure how loving watermelon, grape soda, and fried chicken ever became a bad thing.

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Fried chicken, biscuits, grits, greens, black-eyed peas, corn bread, ham hocks, pickled pig's feet, watermellon, etc etc. wasn't "black food" or "white food" where I grew up, it was "good food". Call it farm food, country food, or poor food, it was what we had, it kept us full, and it was effing delicous.

Still is.

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^ This.

In fact, that was standard fare.

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Encryptshun wrote:Fried chicken, biscuits, grits, greens, black-eyed peas, corn bread, ham hocks, pickled pig's feet, watermellon, etc etc. wasn't "black food" or "white food" where I grew up, it was "good food". Call it farm food, country food, or poor food, it was what we had, it kept us full, and it was effing delicous.

Still is.
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Man, I could go for some cold watermelon right now.

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Jesda wrote: I'm not entirely sure how loving watermelon, grape soda, and fried chicken ever became a bad thing.
Like one of my buddies said, "Mannn, if you don't like fried chicken, watermelon, and kool-aid, theres something wrong with you! You didn't have a childhood!"

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Encryptshun wrote:Fried chicken, biscuits, grits, greens, black-eyed peas, corn bread, ham hocks, pickled pig's feet, watermellon, etc etc. wasn't "black food" or "white food" where I grew up, it was "good food". Call it farm food, country food, or poor food, it was what we had, it kept us full, and it was effing delicous.

Still is.
^ or southern food, and yes it is all delicious minus the pickled pigs feet. And I've never had watermellon but it sounds extra gud :chuckle:

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVEbTcvkWg4[/youtube]

I think she was whoring for attention a bit and being ironic, which is why she said "But I'm not racist" at the end. The problem is that her delivery was so poor that the joke went over everyone's head.I guess that's what happens when unfunny people try to be funny.

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Stupid comes in every shape and size. This is the chubby white female variety. Watch how it squirms when it realizes it's being observed and its words actually mean something to others and they display their ire.

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It rubs the lotion on its skin in case it gets the flames again.

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Encryptshun wrote:Fried chicken, biscuits, grits, greens, black-eyed peas, corn bread, ham hocks, pickled pig's feet, watermellon, etc etc. wasn't "black food" or "white food" where I grew up, it was "good food". Call it farm food, country food, or poor food, it was what we had, it kept us full, and it was effing delicous.

Still is.
You forgot to include potato salad and fried okra. That is all...
orangeNblue wrote: ^ or southern food, and yes it is all delicious minus the pickled pigs feet. And I've never had watermellon but it sounds extra gud :chuckle:
You've never eaten watermelon? I find that hard to believe. I think it's time for an intervention...

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Well, potato salad was part of our standard fare, sure, but I've never heard of potato salad being called "black food" or "soul food". It's deli food.

I didn't grow up with fried okra, though. Wrong part of the country for that. I got introduced to that glorious item in my early twenties and have been hopelessly addicted ever since. Actually, my favorite way to eat okra is sliced fairly thin and stir-fried with sliced onions, chopped garlic and sambal belacan, a Malaysian/Indonesian paste of hot chilis and dried shrimp.

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You're an okra snob! lol

And I can't believe someone hasn't had watermelon. I'm not a huge fan, but it grows in every continent on the planet...

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Encryptshun wrote:It rubs the lotion on its skin in case it gets the flames again.
:rotfl

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