I had twins today....twice

[DrifterXRPS13]

jay, just be glad you didn't come to carlisle, i've never seen so much talk about or the action of taking poops before in my life...these dudes are sick yo...

[MellowZ32]

[AppleBonker]

jay, just be glad you didn't come to carlisle, i've never seen so much talk about or the action of taking poops before in my life...these dudes are sick yo...

With all the booze being consumed, it was inevitable.

[HashiriyaS14]

the i saw it was ryan and thought it was a pooping thread. lol.

^^
+1. I figured I couldn't be the only one.

[93coupe]

That title made me think michele had a twin, and I got excited. I am disappoint.

Why would you get excited? I thought you liked dudes....

I vote for a poop thread.

[MellowZ32]

Why would you get excited? I thought you liked dudes....

tyler is the Andy d!ck of NICO!

[93coupe]

Why would you get excited? I thought you liked dudes....

tyler is the Andy d!ck of NICO!

Andy d!ck is not funny at all. Tyler is funny. You should see him wake up out of a dead sleep to dry heave while clenching a fistful of vomit. Epic laughs.

[MellowZ32]

I would think that is the way gays wake up every morning

[ADDirishboy]

Andy d!ck is not funny at all. Tyler is funny. You should see him wake up out of a dead sleep to dry heave while clenching a fistful of vomit. Epic laughs.

LOL! If only I could remember that night. I don't even remember leaving Buffalo Wild Wings!

[Jesda]

My eggs also come in a carton.

My chicken eggs.

Not my testicles.

My testicles come in a bag.

[93coupe]

Mine come in a burlap-esque sack.

[Jesda]

I also like my testicles fried.

[MellowZ32]

I bet you would!

[TurboSauce]

i'd totally post that cream filling testicle pic but that s*** still disturbs me

[infinitgkid]

there is nthing better than putting 2 over easy eggs with raw yolks between 3 choco chip pancakes, along with bacon and syrup inbetween every layer to keep the eggs company.

this is true poetry right here...

That sounds so magical!

I'm making that for breakfast tomorrow!

[Bubba1]

I'll be honest, I came into this thread expecting something a la 'Rate my poo.'

+1. I was relieved when I saw eggs and not a nekkid picture of Coupe "giving birth" on the toilet.

[93coupe]

It happened again! Twice!

[Mr1der]

start buying eggs at a farmer's market.

[AppleBonker]

I wonder if those jumbo eggs are more difficult to lay.

[93coupe]

I get my eggs at BJ's because they're $5 for 5 dozen!

I would imagine the jumbo would do serious damage to a chicken vagina.

[MellowZ32]

I would imagine the jumbo would do serious damage to a chicken vagina.

not as much damage as horny rednecks do.

[ProudNissanFreak]

I would imagine the jumbo would do serious damage to a chicken vagina.

not as much damage as horny rednecks do.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

With this being a thread created by Ryan, I seriously expected to come into a thread about sex with a link to some story about a lucky dude.

[Jesda]

It happened again! Twice!

2012!

[93coupe]

With this being a thread created by Ryan, I seriously expected to come into a thread about sex with a link to some story about a lucky dude.

Does everyone here think that Ryan is just some sex addicted, horny, poo obsessed freaky mixed kid?

[Chaotic_Warlord]

With this being a thread created by Ryan, I seriously expected to come into a thread about sex with a link to some story about a lucky dude.

Does everyone here think that Ryan is just some sex addicted, horny, poo obsessed freaky mixed kid?

Well he does have a reputation to uphold.

[MellowZ32]

I heard he like turtles!

[Dattebayo]

Does everyone here think that Ryan is just some sex addicted, horny, poo obsessed freaky mixed kid?

You really REALLY don't look mixed. Maybe if you grew your hair out or something, SOMEthing...

[93coupe]

Time to grow a gerry curl.

[Mr1der]