I gots US cash today!!!

[Ozzie]

For some reason, they gave me a whole stack of small denomination notes.

54 x $1.... where the hell am I gonna use that many $1's!!! (Please tell me they are at least useful at a strip club)
51 x $5.... this is ridiculous.
34 x $10 ... see what I mean?
They are ALL brand new, uncirculated notes too.
I bet Homeland Security is going to wonder if I have a REALLY good printer at home

[Razi]

They'll come in handy!

Remember to buy tons of good food. :P

[drksolest]

For some reason, they gave me a whole stack of small denomination notes.

54 x $1.... where the hell am I gonna use that many $1's!!! (Please tell me they are at least useful at a strip club)
51 x $5.... this is ridiculous.
34 x $10 ... see what I mean?
They are ALL brand new, uncirculated notes too.
I bet Homeland Security is going to wonder if I have a REALLY good printer at home

[TroubleBound]

Haha damn at least they are fresh that would be a thick wad with used money.
So youre making a trip to america? Maybe if i find small box you take me back to Aus as luggage?

[snwbrdr435]

[drksolest]

vat is this, velvet?!

[frapjap]

For some reason, they gave me a whole stack of small denomination notes.

54 x $1.... where the hell am I gonna use that many $1's!!! (Please tell me they are at least useful at a strip club)
51 x $5.... this is ridiculous.
34 x $10 ... see what I mean?
They are ALL brand new, uncirculated notes too.
I bet Homeland Security is going to wonder if I have a REALLY good printer at home

You have more cash money than the average American!

[Jesda]

Spend it now before it loses all its value!

[Dattebayo]

Maybe the plan was so they wouldn't question you having large bills...

That would be correct 10 years ago, but now they have those metallic strips in every bill except the $1... afaik.

[sbird1]

Who is "they"? I have to be honest, it's sounds awful fishy. Like money laundering fishy.

[Amays U G37S]

Spend it now before it loses all its value!

He is now automatically broke by trading in his ausie coins

[Ozzie]

Who is "they"? I have to be honest, it's sounds awful fishy. Like money laundering fishy.

"They" would be Travelex.
http://www.travelex.com/
THE place to get foreign currency for an overseas trip.
No money laundering here... I didn't bet on the horses and "win" (nudge nudge, wink wink)

[OutToWinPAHC]

Where to use ones

[sbird1]

Who is "they"? I have to be honest, it's sounds awful fishy. Like money laundering fishy.

"They" would be Travelex.
http://www.travelex.com/
THE place to get foreign currency for an overseas trip.
No money laundering here... I didn't bet on the horses and "win" (nudge nudge, wink wink)

[MinisterofDOOM]

Just like pennies, I DESPISE ones. But vending machines generally don't take anything bigger (which is a joke, considering we've had self-checkout aisles that give bills for change for years now). Right now I have $60 in my wallet and $20 of it is ones. I feel so lopsided.

[AZhitman]

Make it rain, Mate.

[themadscientist]

I take dollar coins to the strip club and I make sure to keep them as cold as possible.

[GrilledCheese33]

Where to use ones