i got some bad problems..... need your honest advice

[fueler]

Dear NICO Friends,

I need help sorting this out....very upset...I have never asked for this type of help before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. MyGF has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when Iask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don'tknow them.'

I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but Iusually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with myGF. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but lastnight she went out again and I decided to finally check on her.

Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind the nose of my QX4 so I could geta good view of the whole area when she arrived home from a night outwith 'the girls.'

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which wasopen, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.It was at this moment, crouching behind my QX4, that I noticed thatgrease has started coming out the side of the CV boot.

Is this something I can fix it myself or should I take it back to thedealer, and do you think Infiniti will warranty it?

[Qxxx4]

LMFAO dude i seriously felt bad for you until the last sentence!!! haha you made my week

[Buzzman]

Made my evening.

[screwinitupagain]

Thats one of the funniest things I've ever read! Awesome Adam, truley awesome (thats like some sh*t I'd do).

And oh yeah, tell the GF thanks...

[nissandoms47]

haha, just replace it with a vatozone one or something i doubt infiniti will warrenty it but replace it soon before the grease whips around and gets grease all over the undercarriage.

[fukkeneh240]

omg...

i laughed so hard that i had to post this thread on my local 240 forum..

[W O T]

I thought it was prety funny the first time I read it on a different forum to

[Fafdawg]

fueler, That's very funny...you made my day...Thanks

[timmack]

HAHAHA props to adam for that one. i was like....wtf this isnt the dr. phil forum!

[WINNIPEGS_MOST_WANTED]

LMFAO

[rhd itr]

hahaha thats awesome

[SixGuns]

Dude, Adam, that's funnier than **** man..I almost felt bad for you..like "damn, I met that dude..."lol. Man, I miss Corral Canyon...there ain't **** for wheeling out here in NC...All the sweet looking muddy roads leading into the woods have "no trespassing" signs 'cause it's all Marine Corps land. And I don't want to get arrested or worse yet, run over by a tank - no **** - I was cruising down the highway looking to pull off into the woods and a screwing Abrams comes tearing down the dirt road across the ditch...I was like wtf man.....you bastards just let your guys haul *** in tanks around here....made me wish I'd joined the Marines right then.....

[REZN]

lmaoodamni was feeling bad for youand then your cv boot?lmaosmh smh

[exvin]

Man, I felt like crying reading the post...then..I started to bawl...laughing my head off

[Buzzman]

I thought it was pretty funny the first time I read it on a different forum too

Who cares where he got it. It's funny.

[fueler]

Stole it from a harley forum. It was originally about an oil leak on a harley. Glad you bungholes liked!!!