I got pooped on, then got rear-ended.

[Jesda]

My brother and I decided to change it up a bit and head into city for some Vietnamese. Its nice out here in the suburbs, but the variety of restaurants is limited to burgers, pastas, and not much else. Anything remotely ethnic requires a 15-30 minute adventure.

So off we went to South Grand, near St Louis University.


The Saab just got the hood and a section of the passenger door repainted. Picked it up from the paint shop a little over week ago.



Went driving with doggy a few nights ago.


Sitting at a stoplight on South Grand, I heard a *splat* followed by another. A bird crapped on my car in three separate places. One on the carpet, one on the door panel, and another on the paint. It was all over my arms and some even got on my face. Not a very pleasant prequel to dinner.

Just a few seconds after being pooped on I heard a *THUD.* A lady in a silver Dodge Magnum rear-ended me. Wasn't a huge impact, but I definitely saw it and felt it.

I got out to assess the damage. The driver side of the rear bumper was pushed in but none of the metal was affected. Meanwhile, she was bleeding like a faucet. Apparently she closed her door on her finger which caused it to split open and drip everywhere. I handed her some shop towels that were in the trunk and took her contact information.


Passenger side of rear bumper. Looks normal.


Driver side of rear bumper. Bumper cover now touches the body.


When I got home I found blood on my feet and sandals.


Gross.

I called her at dinner to check in and make sure she was okay. She joked, "This is God's way of punishing me for what I did." She left a pretty thick trail of blood all over the street.

I'm hoping I can just have my body guy use a clamp or something to force the bumper out.



The food at Pho Grand was REALLY good. $6.95 for a bowl of beef broth, rice noodles, and rare beef.

[Razi]

Noooo Ducky!
Glad it isn't serious damage though.

[MellowZ32]

I got pooped on, then got rear-ended.

I was expecting something entirely different. :\

[Bwana]

This is what happens when you drive a SAAB and eat do... "ethnic" food.

[Jesda]

I got pooped on, then got rear-ended.

I was expecting something entirely different. :\

OMG

[ADDirishboy]

I'm with Jay. I was expecting an experimentation thread here.

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

Anal sex, scat p0rn, and virginal sex? Sounds like a good time.

[Jesda]

Anal sex, scat p0rn, and virginal sex? Sounds like a good time.

There was a dog involved.

[krash]

I got pooped on, then got rear-ended.

I was expecting something entirely different. :\

MEEEEEE TOO.

Pho is awesome! I've never been to a high-end Pho place though, just the smaller ones that are scattered throughout the city. If the bumper is pushed up on the driver's side, wouldn't that mean the metal was damaged?

[4cefed]

I was already thinking "German p0rn" after reading the title. Didn't get much better as I started reading the thread.

My brother and I decided to change it up a bit and head into city for some Vietnamese.

Sorry about your night though.

[Loki]

Neither bird nor woman driver would have messed with you if you were in that old Benz, Jesda.

[lino]

No insurance claim?

[Jesda]

Neither bird nor woman driver would have messed with you if you were in that old Benz, Jesda.

That guy finally called and left a message. I'm afraid to reply.

No insurance claim?

Nah. Seems unnecessary. They made a million of these cars over the course of 20 years and its not an SPG, Carlsson, or Springtime In Sweden edition. I mean, its more than "just a car" to me but I'm not really worried about a little bumper repair. I have her name, number, and employer so if she declines to pay, I'll just find her house and steal her garden gnomes and patio furniture. [I would do it, too.]

[skydragoness]

Ah. Not so bad now that I see the photos. Poor Ducky.

PHO FTMFW. Now I want some for lunch today..I have a favorite location about 15min south of me.

[HashiriyaS14]

Pho is delicious.

Well worth being pooped on, bled on, and being hit by an automobile.

[costa_rican13]

pho is the ISHT! especially if you know how to make it yourself, like me . if you have a chance try and get some hmong pho. its really good too! and i had the same situation one time! except damn pidgeons got my windshield and then i got hit at a stoplight. who the F'' hits someone at a stop light that isnt even moving. well GL with the minor repair

[MellowZ32]

I'm with Jay. I was expecting an experimentation thread here.

yeah. You would!

[LEMHEAD16]

You probably have hepatitis C now.

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

Hah...Jesda haz teh AIDS.
That's what you get for leading such a dirty brown lifestyle.

[ADDirishboy]

Hah...Jesda haz teh AIDS.
That's what you get for leading such a dirty brown lifestyle.

[Otto.]

I got pooped on, then got rear-ended.

2 Girls 1 Jesda?

[Loki]

Neither bird nor woman driver would have messed with you if you were in that old Benz, Jesda.

That guy finally called and left a message. I'm afraid to reply.

Just take her for a little drive. She looks like she could use it

[Jesda]

I got pooped on, then got rear-ended.

2 Girls 1 Jesda?

[Otto.]

I'm assuming that you're the brown one in the middle.

[Jesda]

My cup runneth over!

[Bubba1]

My cup runneth over!

Since this is NICO, one must ask if the woman who rammed you was attractive. And if she was, we'll want pics. Plus as a fair minded guy, did you offer to settle up by "rear ending" her?

[Jesda]

My cup runneth over!

Since this is NICO, one must ask if the woman who rammed you was attractive. And if she was, we'll want pics. Plus as a fair minded guy, did you offer to settle up by "rear ending" her?

If she was, you know I'd have snuck a creeper pic for everyone.

[Mr1der]

pfff...you should've gotten a pic of you both giving a thumbs up for bad driving.