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wow.... thats pretty embarassing

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poor guy never even came back to the site.

but this is embarrasing.

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Ugh...what a waste of a great car on a kid like that...

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lol, I love all the responses, they were all so helpfull, lmao

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Oh! So that's how you do it!

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This reminds me; the other day I checked my oil in the coupe, and so I open the oil cap and didn't see any oil in it. Luckily my dad had a case of oil in the garage and so I started adding some oil. After adding all the oil from that case (man; I must be using oil, and I still couldn't see any oil in the engine) I went to crank it and it made a loud boom sound, and a larger cloud of black smoke came from the back. Y'all think I hurt anything; I should have added more oil shouldn't I?BTW; just to clear this up I'm kidding, but I do know someone how did that, but luckily he did not crank the car. That's where I came up with that.

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wow

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That is really sad. Maybe he should take the bus.

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what is a terminal and why are people so negative about it ?

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DAAN. wrote:what is a terminal and why are people so negative about it?
Best reply yet.

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This is why anyone under the age of 20 should drive a Ford Escort....

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Wow That's something Phenom would ask... Sorry Matt

But while we're at it, does any one how to disconnect the positive Terminal of the battery?

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dangeris wrote:Wow That's something Phenom would ask... Sorry Matt

But while we're at it, does any one how to disconnect the positive Terminal of the battery?
First, unscrew the lead next underneath that red thing on the battery. Then, grab the other pole on the battery, and then lift the one you just unscrewed off of it's post. You want to make sure the battery fully drains when taking the posts off, and your body needs elecrical current to live.

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dangeris wrote:But while we're at it, does any one how to disconnect the positive Terminal of the battery?
someone on that other forum replied, and it sounds aufully alot like the way that i was taught to remove the positive terminal.
sombody on the other forum wrote:
first you uncover the positive terminal. make sure your hands are wet for this part. listen close.

1. take a metal rod, wrench, hanger, whatever.2. make sure the car is running.3. take your shoes off4. touch one metal end of the rod to the positive terminal, and one end to the negative.5. hold on tight!

should be disconnected! .

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dangeris wrote:Wow That's something Phenom would ask... Sorry Matt
Haha matt got owned


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Insert random epic fail pic here:

<img>EPIC_FAIL</img>

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What a dumbass

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oh oh ohhh I got this one!


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im under 20? nd i drive a nissan altima 2008 that i pretty much like
marlin29311 wrote:
This is why anyone under the age of 20 should drive a Ford Escort....


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