i disli...no i hAtE hometown buffet!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Mic]

i hate that place. sometimes i wish an act of god would plummel and destroy all the local ones near me!

now if your asking "why would you want the demise of such a gourmet haven?" I tell you why, cuz they suuuuck the big 111!!!!111111!!!!!

...ok ..okkk... let me relcollect my thoughts. ok heres the 1o-d0wn G. Last night i took off to a friends house to kill some time. So when i get back i see that my relatives have unexpectedly stopped by for a visit. And everytime my realtives stop by, my dad usually treats them to lunch r dinner. Being the more well off part of the bunch its kinda expected, almost tradition that my family treats everyone else. Anyways, my dad usually picks the Hometown buffet thats 10 min away. Now I hate that place. Its like a godamn zoo and people are always walking/running and when you stop at a tray to get whatever you like, theres always everyone and their mom looking over you to see if your done getting what you want. anyways, i usually dont eat anything there cuz i usually just walk across the street to the calrs jr. Id rather pay out of my own pocket and eat peacefully than people "Ooing" and "awwing" at what i got and criticizing my plate.

Last night was different though. The only thing they do make well is are their cookies and fudge cake. thats the only thing ill eat. Now i really wasn't hungery so i got mysefl a plate, made my way through teh hordes of people, and finally getting to the desert section. Now I am kind of a freak who likes to put things in order, i forget the term for that persona wbut w/e. So I place 3 cookies on the right side of my dish. then I get a rice crispy and put it on the left. and then i get my hot fudge cake and place a big load[get ur mind outta the gutter] on the center. Then whilst im enroute to get a cup of water, some chic opens a door on the side of the walkway and hits arms pretty hard which in turn causes me to knock off my plate and SMASH into ity bitty pieces on the floor. I look at teh chic, shes like "OMG i am SoooOOo sorry"! then the managers comes by and asks frantically if I am ok. I just tell him that his staff should be more careful or they could face a lawsuit next time. Then the managers starts scloding the chic and tells her to apologize to me. So she comes up to me and apoligizes. heres the convo short version:

chic: I am soo sorry, where did I hit you?

rico suave: my arm, no big deal. just be careful k?

chic: I feel so bad, and your food is all over the floor.

valentino: Don't worry about it ummm[ looks at tag] Amy. Tell you what, how about you make it up to me over dinner, sound good?

chic: Umm,,wha....Sure [grins]

smooth operator: great, how about i get your number?

chic: Sure.. its, 909-eat-sh*t [nico filtered, think ima post the #?!]

cool guy: k cya later babe.

meh, I am not going back to that god forsaken place. But I have dinner tommorow at Amy's, pretty sure I'll just actually eat and leave when im done.

[silkk]

WTF?! Straight up playa! Hahah.

I don't like Hometown buffet either. I rather eat at Fresh Choice or Sweet Tomatoes.

[Axel Grungy]

im gonna go to hometown buffet and hope some hot chick smashes into me now...........im lonely......

[w1ngzer0]

bleh. The moral of this story is... you act like the rest of the sheep in the general public.

[fiznat]

hahaha so shes gonna be getting her own "dessert" next time you see her???

[Altiman94]

nice work. Post a pic of her so we know what we are dealing wtih here.

[The Mic]

will do. btw shes an employee if some still haven't figured it out. and i do good job of butchering the english language when im too lazy to use spell checl

[240marcuSX]

yes, worthless without pics this thread is. i never get hit with doors