I'd rather be cremated.

[Jesda]

http://jesda.com/2011/02/15/2012-lincoln-mkt-town-car/

Car and Driver:

Lincoln previously told us that the MKT would be filling the Town Car’s livery roles. What we didn’t expect was that any such results would be so unsightly. While the MKT is a bit awkward looking to begin with, stretching it a couple of feet between the wheels, adding about six inches of rear overhang, and then capping the roof with what appears to be a swamp boat that flipped over and crashed makes a strong case for cremation.

We find it inconsistent that funeral directors spend so much time and effort beautifying their clients only to transport them in the back of this thing.

[themadscientist]

Got ya covered Jes. You goin in style my man.

[sx moneypit]

And in a hurry!!!

[MinisterofDOOM]

What is going on with that rearmost side window? Eurgh.

I've always preferred Cadillac hearses anyway. The later Town Car was too curvy to be well-suited to the hearse shape.
The DTS hearse my grandma rode in a couple months ago still had the quad exhaust tips intact. It was a damn good looking car. I'd have accepted nothing less in her case.