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Thu Sep 16, 2004 8:47 pm
Honestly. What is wrong with people? I was in class today (before my coolant came SPEWING out onto the highway, that's a whole nother story.) and my friend was coming late but called me mid-way through class. Now I'm not a prejudice guy or anything so no offense to anybody. I myself am a minority. But let me remind you that my school is located in the deepest ghettos of town.
The conversation went along these lines.
"Hey Chris, where did you park?""Where I usually park, why?""Uh, okay... well there's 5 black guys sitting on your car and poking at it." "...""Hello?"*click*
So I excuse myself from class and run down the hall and slide down the rail of the stairs then continue running out the door almost knocking over a middle aged woman. Luckily I parked fairly close to my class. I slowed down and acted normal and continued walking to my car.
As I turn the corner I see one guy pulling at my door handles, one is sitting on my spoiler. One is sitting on the front hood, one is peeking through the glass, and one is trying to pull up my engine lid.
Now I'm not a very intimidating person but I can hold my own in a fight as I have on many occassions. (I'm 5'10" and 135lbs.) I get close to my car and without even thinking I say in a very calm yet stern voice. "Get the f*ck off my car, b*tch."
They all stop what they're doing and turn to look at me. I'm an excellent fighter but 5 guys on 1 isn't the best odds. But I've learned that if you look confident, people usually back down. But come on, it's a lean asian guy standing there, you neva know what he's packin'.
"Sorry, bro we're jus lookin' at ya car, man. Iz a tyte ride." "Oh? Does looking mean you have to pull at the door handles too?" "...""Get the **** away from my car. Now."
I'm pretty pissed, but keeping a calm tone. I was most pissed because these guys were basically moleting my car. Sitting on my spoiler? WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT?! Luckily there was no damage. I unlocked my car, got inside, turned it on. Reversed to get out of the spot without a warning, made one guy jump onto the curb and then took off to find another parking spot, but not without revving the crap out of my engine (you know, to show that I mean bidness).
The end. Damn kids.