I Can Haz Cash 4 Gold?

[BusyBadger]

[PEZi]

fan-tastic

[leesredgt]

I giggled so hard i urinated in me pants!

[Pento240sx]

This is too funny. I was giggling like a girl lol. BTW: is this for real and what did you send them?

[BusyBadger]

This is too funny. I was giggling like a girl lol. BTW: is this for real and what did you send them?

Oh, it's not mine...I wish I had thought of it and it were mine though. I've always thought of the Cash4Gold crowd and their ilk as parasitic vultures. I couldn't see the screen through my tears when the first time I read it because I was laughing so hard. Apparently the guy just sent them a box of rocks that were spraypainted gold.

But once I read "ungreased, backdoor, Hammertime lovemaking session" I knew it belonged here in GC. And the phrase "feral and preposterous" is getting added to my short list.

[AZhitman]

Definitely just pooped a little. That's awesome.

On a side note: Anyone who puts their gold in an envelope and sends it off to some company they saw on TV needs to be suffocated in their sleep with a cheap pillow so that they stop breathing up all my good goddamn air.

[nissangirl74]

That's f*** fantastic!!!!!!!!!

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

Yeah...cash4gold is probably the worst "legitimate" scams of our generation...bout time someone trolled them HARD.

[themadscientist]

My gold is cash you silly scammers.



People who are hocking gold at ridiculous amounts below spot are idiots.

Silver is next. Watch people rush to cash in grandma's tea set in the coming months.

[Bmore-coupe]

"14 Karat gold nuggets found on a soul searching pilgrimage in Tibet with a quadriplegic hooker that you picked up in Singapore"

EPIC!!!

[AppleBonker]

Seen this a while back. Hilarious. Even if it's fake

[Xdisaster240sX]

[PapaSmurf2k3]

Oh man, that is classic! I might have to send this to a few people.

[MinisterofDOOM]

The quality of cash 4 gold ads doesn't even live up to the fake newscast video I made in the 8th grade. Don't people pay attention to things like that anymore? Clearly, if the company can't afford to make an ad worth more than $0.32, they probably can't afford to pay you what your gold is worth, even if they WERE honest people.

It's called survival of the fittest, folks. Yes, cash 4 gold is an evil predator. But it's preying on one-legged epileptic retard lemmings. Let them feed. Eventually the lemmings will become extinct and the beast will starve and neither of them will be missed.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

MOD is making way too much sense.

[numbnuts240]

mod for world domination.

[themadscientist]

I'm just pissed I didn't have the idea and the startup capital to do it myself.

[AZhitman]

It's called survival of the fittest, folks. Yes, cash 4 gold is an evil predator. But it's preying on one-legged epileptic retard lemmings. Let them feed. Eventually the lemmings will become extinct and the beast will starve and neither of them will be missed.

Ah, the glorious sounds of universal truths...