I can beat anyone on here in a race

[Queamore]

Nah just kidding I couldn't beat a rug hangin on the line. I just like getting the attention:ylsuper :beatfreak :bsflag :jump

[Nathan]

I bet I could beat you to be the slowest Jack stands ownz joo!!!!!

[MainEvent212]

haha we should have a jack stand race....

ok yea it was stupid, but i was just trying to state that in my clutch's current form it couldnt get the car to do more than 20 w/o starting to slip and i cant shift gears w/ the car on lol

[Queamore]

I'm just board out of my mind here at work I can't leave until 11. We used to have chair races but one guy fell and hit his head on the cubicle and left a big dent. We also used to play dodge ball. But I can't find any of the balls any more.

[UncleBen]

lmao. where do you work at man?

[Queamore]

I work at a call center and I'm one of the supervisors. I'm sitting here watching tv right now.

[AZhitman]

Chicks that fart RULE!! :ylsuper

[MasterMan]

well then take a bic pencil (the ones have led that pops out) brake off the end that u wright with.. then pull the center part out shave down the end a lil bit so it slides in the tube backwards, tehn stick a rubber band on the end and fasson (sp) it to teh shirt cliip part.. then stick paper wads in the end... pull back and start shooting ppl.. if u dont understand what i just said i can draw a diagram..

[JESTER]

Queamore,what type of call center? Just curious if you are stuck in hell like me?

And we play catch with the little blue stress balls that the nice people from the mental health department gave us. Which it is about time to star, in about an hour.

P.S. You don't know a guy named Brian Johnson do you?

[Queamore]

It's called usa-800 We take calls for like feed the (freakin) Children chicago tourism National Grant (Scam) Confrences UTI. You know the infomertials ones.

No brian here though

[JESTER]

Hey, thats better than me. Emergency services. It's really all the same thing. Sit in these dungeons, hard wired into phones and computers.

But at least they give us the internet.

[Queamore]

Yeah internet is cool

[JESTER]

Internet and Comp time. I am being lazy and only working a half shift. 3pm I get to hope on the TL1000S andf ride my butt to the house!

[Gregariousgreg]

I would like to see a diagram.

[MasterMan]

i know it sucks, i hate paint.. ill look around for some bic pencils and take pix of how to do it

[Gregariousgreg]

Sweet, thanks. I'm easily amused.

[MasterMan]

haha yeah they are sweet.. waaay back in the day this kid and i were makin em in class... he shot somone in the eye and we both got suspened for 5 days.. lol

[Anand]

My farts are faster than you! Yeah! So take that!

oh yea....

my dogs fart will kill you! it's that leathal....

you'll be long dead before you even start... lol

[diamondj30]

got a little post whore action here,im in.

[MasterMan]

haha

[Aries]

whores

[Anand]

who... me????

[sultan]

i can use my smily: and do some whoring in the process! woohoo!

[Queamore]

I'm a ho she's a ho we some ho's wouldn't you like to be a ho too

[Gregariousgreg]

I prefer to be called an internet sex-worker.

[Stoneage_Turbo]

hmm , well quemore , come on down , i got half a bottle of viagra left ,the crap is like nitorus for the caddilac

thres my post whore for the night

disclaimer :

we here in the revrends head do not advertise,use,condone,or accpet the use of viagra , the part works just fine untill we get within 175 feet of tinos mom due to aroma issues , we also at this time would like to say that the viagra is for/used in the caddilac to increse oil flow around the camshaft , allowing for a beatter trap speed and terminal velocity allowing for the disembowelment of import cars who think there 2fast and 2furious