Hunters on NICO, I require your assistance...

[krimsonviper]

I have 3 wild chickens on my premisis, and I saw one of them standing on top of my vehicle. Needless to say, I was PISSED, and I contacted local authorities and animal control basically told me to bugger off. Now, I want to kill them. FAST.

But before I go into that, I would like to try a humane way of removing them off of my property. I need trap ideas, cheap and for sure traps, otherwise there will be blood.

[ProudNissanFreak]

Buy cagePlace bait leading to cageChicken enters cageLock cage

[Otto.]

Well, first, you're going to want to get yourself one of these:

[King Ranzo]

Step 1: Learn how to be a chicken.Step 2: Become accepted into their chicken tribe.Step 3: Become their leaderStep 4: Lead them off of your property and to another place far enough away that they wont come backStep 5: Go back home.Step 6: Crack open a beer and enjoy your success.

[93coupe]

Wait, there are free chickens? Capture humanely and mail one to me, one to Tito and one to Rich,

Thanks.

BTW blow gun FTW

[krimsonviper]

Wait, there are free chickens? Capture humanely and mail one to me, one to Tito and one to Rich,

Thanks.

BTW blow gun FTW

Do you want it before, or after I have sex with it?

[93coupe]

It doesn't matter to me as long as you finish in Tito's bird.

This one time I had three chickens hanging around my car. I hollered over to those birds and asked what the business was. They started cluckin. I invited them in and we had a fun night.

Oh, I meant chicken heads.

[tiger-SE-R]

one to Tito

Tito would raise it as a pet.

I would cook it beer can style on my grill

Tito can kick rox, send me teh chicken

[93coupe]

I was thinking about cooking Tito's friend, Henry. Sitting in the corner of the porch looking all plump and juicy...

[krimsonviper]

It doesn't matter to me as long as you finish in Tito's bird.

I honestly have a feeling that no one is going to be able to provide me with an answer, and I'm just going to murder them with corn and rat poison.

[Ghostdrifter88]

Tito's friend, Henry.

wait, what?

[krimsonviper]

wait, what?

QUIET FATTY!

[Ghostdrifter88]

just catch the freakin chickens. cook. and enjoy.

[krimsonviper]

just catch the freakin chickens. cook. and enjoy.

I need trap ideas, cheap and for sure traps

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

Despite how it may seem...chickens are damn hard to catch. But to be really effective you need a buddy and a big fishing net. Buddy flushes em out and you grab em.If it was me I'd just shoot em, singe them, pluck em, and fry em...they're just chickens.

[giodachamp]

Ok so what you need to do is buy a python, let it loose for 1 week in your backyard or wherever the wild chickens are. Problem solved

[Ghostdrifter88]

ive caught chickens before. not too bad. run and dive. fun times.

[krimsonviper]

I was thinking about letting my rott out and giving her some excersize from them, but then I realized she might run into the street.

[93coupe]

Gangrene or cancer?

[krimsonviper]

Cancer. I shouldn't have run around in that nuclear power plant...

[93coupe]

Well, now you can have medicinal marijuana.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

Train gun ftw!!!!!

That thing is badass!!!!

[krimsonviper]

Well, now you can have medicinal marijuana.

I could already get one of those!

[dre1507]

Mmmmm, chicken!!! i say you spill blood. just make sure my fried chicken is well done before you e-mail it to me.

[93coupe]

Nice! But really, use a blow gun.

[Dattebayo]

Step 1: Learn how to be a chicken.Step 2: Become accepted into their chicken tribe.Step 3: Become their leaderStep 4: Lead them off of your property and to another place far enough away that they wont come backStep 5: Go back home.Step 6: Crack open a beer and enjoy your success.

[krimsonviper]

Nice! But really, use a blow gun.

I'm suppose to inhale with one of those, right?

[Ar878]

only inhale if the front of the dart is facing you, otherwise, you're doing it wrong!

[dre1507]

Lol. Blow gun? huh? if you're gonna imitate the mother-land (Africa) style, you gotta do it right. I know you have spears laying around. Which sane person doesn't?

[Dattebayo]

I have a blow-gun as standard equipment.

It just takes a bit of "persuasion" to make work sometimes.
Modified by Dattebayo at 1:01 AM 4/14/2010