Human breast milk icecream [SFW]

Post by **s0m3th1ngAZ** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:01 am

Icecreamists founder Matt O'Connor was confident his take on the "miracle of motherhood" and priced at a hefty 14 pounds ($23) a serving will go down a treat with the paying public.

The breast milk was provided by mothers who answered an advertisement on online mothers' forum Mumsnet.

Victoria Hiley, 35, from London was one of 15 women who donated milk to the restaurant after seeing the advert.

Hiley works with women who have problems breast-feeding their babies. She said she believes that if adults realized how tasty breast milk actually is, then new mothers would be more willing to breast-feed their own newborns.

"What could be more natural than fresh, free-range mother's milk in an ice cream? And for me it's a recession beater too -- what's the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash," Hiley said in a statement.
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I'm really not all that grossed out by it. As long as it's pasteurized and the people it was milked from didn't do any drugs then I'd give it a taste.

Post by **Ace2cool** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:06 am

Yeah, I couldn't really care either. I'd try it, but then again, I'd try anything at least once.

Post by **themadscientist** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:24 am

I prefer mine on-tap.

"free-range mother's milk" Yeah, those cages up mothers with the machines hooked up to their udders don't produce quality product.

This is strange. If my wife gets pregnant and the offer is made, I'd try it. Beyond that, no.

What about sweat?

Post by **danshaz82** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:35 am

yeah, why not

Post by **themadscientist** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:37 am

They have bars in Tokyo where you can, shall we say, "cut out the middleman." Get it? I know you do.

Post by **Bubba1** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:11 am

themadscientist wrote:I prefer mine on-tap.

LOL And iF you order it the right way you might get a bust in the mouth...

Post by **scotty-2-forty** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:42 am

Ugh .... what's next, having the neighbor's lactating wife breast-feed your baby? Don't even get started on homemade lemonaide. This is kinda weird. Jeez, I thought this would be a post about a creative mom using her own breast-milk to make a cool tasty treat for her own baby.

Anybody else seeing mutants here?

Post by **Bubba1** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:09 am

scotty-2-forty wrote: Ugh .... what's next, having the neighbor's lactating wife breast-feed your baby? Don't even get started on homemade lemonaide. This is kinda weird. Jeez, I thought this would be a post about a creative mom using her own breast-milk to make a cool tasty treat for her own baby. Anybody else seeing mutants here?

You might be creeped out, (much like any girl that dates Nala), but I suppose there are some that might say "thanks for the mammaries".

Post by **scotty-2-forty** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:28 am

Bubba1 wrote:
scotty-2-forty wrote: Ugh .... what's next, having the neighbor's lactating wife breast-feed your baby? Don't even get started on homemade lemonaide. This is kinda weird. Jeez, I thought this would be a post about a creative mom using her own breast-milk to make a cool tasty treat for her own baby. Anybody else seeing mutants here?
You might be creeped out, (much like any girl that dates Nala), but I suppose there are some that might say "thanks for the mammaries".

While this is beginning to wreak of udder ridiculousness, it is nice to see you got that off your chest and we can remain bosom buddies.

Post by **Bubba1** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:39 am

scotty-2-forty wrote:While this is beginning to wreak of udder ridiculousness, it is nice to see you got that off your chest and we can remain bosom buddies.

Well done.

Post by **Encryptshun** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:48 am

tits

I just wanted to say that.

Post by **scotty-2-forty** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:55 am

Oh, this is now just teatering on the edge of insanity.

Post by **Encryptshun** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:57 am

Breast

Thread

Evar

Post by **themadscientist** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:57 am

Did someone say milkshakes?

Post by **scotty-2-forty** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:07 am

So this smooth new man-diet, in conjunction with human breast milk includes a couple of ripe melons and some jugs of DD coffee. Really makes you feel like coming over the mountains and through the woods for that fresh cup, huh? Bring your bags, I hear it's loads of fun!

Post by **scotty-2-forty** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:08 am

themadscientist wrote:Did someone say milkshakes?

I'll bet that milkshake brings all the boys to your yard, eh?

Post by **themadscientist** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:14 am

If I don't hit the gym, in a year or so I will be able to do that.

Post by **scotty-2-forty** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:15 am

themadscientist wrote:If I don't hit the gym, in a year or so I will be able to do that.

On the bright side, you may not have to leave the house much anymore.

Post by **Bubba1** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:20 am

scotty-2-forty wrote:Oh, this is now just teatering on the edge of insanity.

I would say it's more like SKIM the surface of insanity. I prefer to think that we're keeping aBREAST of the latest trend and not just MILKING it for cheap jokes..

Post by **scotty-2-forty** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:25 am

Bubba1 wrote:I would say it's more like SKIM the surface of insanity. I prefer to think that we're keeping aBREAST of the latest trend and not just milking it for cheap jokes..

Well, to size it up, you know those "cheap jokes" come in all different shapes and sizes ...
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BOObies!!! .... Did I scare ya?

Post by **Bubba1** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:34 am

scotty-2-forty wrote:
Bubba1 wrote:I would say it's more like SKIM the surface of insanity. I prefer to think that we're keeping aBREAST of the latest trend and not just milking it for cheap jokes..
Well, to size it up, you know those "cheap jokes" come in all different shapes and sizes ...
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BOObies!!! .... Did I scare ya?

I agree, and those shapes/sides are an areola..er.. area of interest for many guys.

Post by **Encryptshun** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:37 am

Well, as much as I'd like to be boulder, I have work to do. So I'll just say tata for now.

I'll be back later, cross my heart. Bye!

Post by **scotty-2-forty** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:39 am

Bubba1 wrote:I agree, and those shapes/sides are an areola..er.. area of interest for many guys.

Titillating, isn't it? This is becoming a real handful now.

Post by **Bubba1** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:45 am

scotty-2-forty wrote:
Bubba1 wrote:I agree, and those shapes/sides are an areola..er.. area of interest for many guys.
Titillating, isn't it? This is becoming a real handful now.

Yes, I think this thread has been a real HOOTer..

Post by **scotty-2-forty** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:47 am

Alright, let's cut the fat here and fondle the issues with care.

Post by **s0m3th1ngAZ** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:00 am

What....have I created?

Post by **scotty-2-forty** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:14 am

ScorchedNX2K wrote:What....have I created?

A place to rejoice.

Post by **Bmore-coupe** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:18 am

This thread is punny

Post by **scotty-2-forty** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:38 am

True story: I used to work for Home Depot many years ago. A fairly attractive lady came up to me holding a couple of items and asked, "What to you think of these knockers?" .... yes, door knockers. I about peed myself. She blushed. We ate cake. ... Okay, the cake part's not true.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTw1lzxTAis[/youtube]

Post by **alms24sebring** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:01 pm

I would

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eSnwPzNnJ4[/youtube]

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