How to tell the difference

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Nismo_Freak
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How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives andSoutherners?

Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two smallchildren. Suddenly, a dangerous lookingman with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screamsobscenities, raises the knife,and charges.

You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mereseconds before he reaches you andyour family.

What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the manlook poor or oppressed? Have Iever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we runaway? What does my wife think? What about the kids?Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of hishand?What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have anappropriate safety built into it?Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does thissend to society and to my children?Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely wantto kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while hewas stabbing me?Should I call 9-1-1?Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint andweed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discouragesuch behavior.This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for afew days and try to come to a consensus.

Conservative Answer:

BANG!

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!click...(sounds of reloading).Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving. What do you kidsthink?"Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too."BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!click.Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

I don't care if it's a repost, it speaks the truth :)


Nathan
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Hahaha, oh so true...the only difference is that I think a lot of Southerners prefer to stay away from dem' plastic guns, I know I have my sights set on a Kimber (no pun intended).

Nismo_Freak
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Haha yeah, it's more likely to be something like a 1911 made out of 'Merican Steeeel.

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PalmerWMD
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Currently own a Glock 33 w/ tritium nightsights that i bought from repoman.The 33's are in 357 sig.

I am looking to trade it in for a 19 though (the smaller 9mm).Acually this reminds me another NICO Moderator wanted to buy it I better call him.

Which reminds me I need to buy more Ammo for my AKM if its gonna be my only gun until I get a G19.( I am down to 3000 rounds)

Fred..:D

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Mr1der
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how's the glock Fred? I've been wanting a 357, just not sure If I wanna go Glock or USP, I tend to hate DA only guns, think I need to go to a range and rent them both maybe...

oh, and us Southerners would ask if we could keep the head:D

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The southerners would also shoot the liberal puss...

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Queenskid
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Ha ha ha good stuff

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Mr1der
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ah, Kimber's are the sweetness

I have no qualms with a "plastic" gun though, they've proven super durable, the glock a shining example, poor guns have been put through hell...

I think you need a "melted" Kimber Nathan, it's just too sweet looking...

oh, my uncle has the TLE II and that gun is just sweet! shoots like a freakin' dream, to get better, your gonna damn near have to double it's price I think (he snagged it for a little over 800)

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M1911A1 4life...it was good enough for two world wars, it's good enough for me.

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Mr1der
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Four wars and a couple conflicts, still in service to day

I think in WWI they had a problem with "hammer bite" from the lack of a longer beaver tail.

hammer bite = the ouchies:(

wait, the A1 was the revised with the longer tail, but uh yeah...

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I've got a Glock 19C loaded with Federal Premium rounds (good to liquify an attackers insides with :) ).

Oh yeah, I'm also a liberal but I still wouldn't hesitate to make swiss cheese out of the guy with the knife in that situation. :ylsuper

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haha ya conservatives do act without thinking... so true...


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