How to get out of a speeding ticket
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How to get out of a speeding ticket
A police officer pulls a guy in a sports car over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. . . Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Whose car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. . . . The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. . . . Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. . . Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
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darkeagle19 wrote:Hmmmm.....thats funny. Me being a girl shouldnt be hard to get out of a ticket ya know. GIve the whole "I'm sorry officer that I was speeding I wont do it again honest, I learned my lesson"or I dunno. THat might work around here, never tried it before lol
Until you get pulled over by a chic
The reason Women police officers are mean is because they have to prove themselves. you kno.... thye have to be 2wice as hard *** and 2wice as mean just so a lot of people will take them seriously... that gets worse as you go deeper into south... I know.. I have drivin to TX from CA before. You will see quite a few women cops here but the more you venture out of CA... it get's less and less and they get meaner and meaner farhter away you get form CA... I actually sympathise with them.. I understand what they have ot go through.... But I still hate cops!
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Yeah, I've seen that before, but it was drugs in the trunk in the variation I saw, always a classicHere's another:Woman gets pulled over for speeding b/c she's running late for a meeting, cop writes her a ticket for like $300, and she says, "I know the ticket's for $300 officer, but can't I just cut you a check for the Policeman's ball and get to my meeting? I'm running really late."Cop says, "Ma'am, I think you have us confused with the firemen, policemen don't have balls."At this point the cop realizes what he said, takes the ticket, turns around and just walks back to his cruiser.