How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

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I don't know if anyone has seen this but the book is real. Check out the link.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/produ...X0DER

Read the reviews, some of them are hilarious.


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they have the same thing for every race on amazon its so stupid :P

chapter one.)moneychapter two.)money.....

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These are some of the reviews...

I can't wait for the sequel, titled 'How To Date Asian Women - A Practical Guide for Non-Asian Men'-There is a sample of one of the many points on the website: 'Asian women love it if you're in a violent gang that hangs outside of arcades and looks menacing. They also prefer you to dress in completely white clothing and shoes, with your hair slicked back with gel. Bonus points if you're only 4 foot tall.'

No need to buy this book. Just learn from the few Asian brothers that have successfully scored the white she-devil: Get Rich or Date Ugly.

Reviewer: William "Very" Hung I buy book, is good. I reed but reed is not great, english of mine so-so. So, anyway I reed what I understand and maybe miss point, but I get black woman! SUPER COOL! I make mistake and end up doing surprise! You don't believe, but Adam Quan teach you how to dance in book too! Is real! Because I shake so good, black woman say "hey you! Asian! Come here and shake for me!". So now I am going to be baby daddy. I am happy for life! Thanks you Adam Quan!




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1) right jab2) left cross

if you're gonna have a sexist flame post, might as well take it all the way.

wife slappin', it's happenin'!

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SeVa-S13 wrote:These are some of the reviews...

I can't wait for the sequel, titled 'How To Date Asian Women - A Practical Guide for Non-Asian Men'-There is a sample of one of the many points on the website: 'Asian women love it if you're in a violent gang that hangs outside of arcades and looks menacing. They also prefer you to dress in completely white clothing and shoes, with your hair slicked back with gel. Bonus points if you're only 4 foot tall.'

No need to buy this book. Just learn from the few Asian brothers that have successfully scored the white she-devil: Get Rich or Date Ugly.

Reviewer: William "Very" Hung I buy book, is good. I reed but reed is not great, english of mine so-so. So, anyway I reed what I understand and maybe miss point, but I get black woman! SUPER COOL! I make mistake and end up doing surprise! You don't believe, but Adam Quan teach you how to dance in book too! Is real! Because I shake so good, black woman say "hey you! Asian! Come here and shake for me!". So now I am going to be baby daddy. I am happy for life! Thanks you Adam Quan!


so now i going to be baby daddy bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

can't .... breathe..... HAHAHA

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They need a book on Black women for whities. Now thats a challenge. If you can handle a city girl, MAD props to you white boys. Im black and not even I try to deal with them. Although they do seem to be the hottest. Mmmmmm....Ghetto booty.

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ghetto booty indeed.


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"city" black girls have the worst attitudes and 70% of them are very unattractive.

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So much for my book idea.

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jdmfreak03 wrote:They need a book on Black women for whities. Now thats a challenge. If you can handle a city girl, MAD props to you white boys. Im black and not even I try to deal with them. Although they do seem to be the hottest. Mmmmmm....Ghetto booty.
You were dogging Jesda's girls as below par...but you go for the ghetto booty. I would have taken the chick in the lower right any day over ghetto booty!! Never once have I driven through the ghetto and said to myself daamn I'd like to take that home.
jdmfreak03 wrote:LOL! BTW, Id take none of those girls.

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vicki wrote:"city" black girls have the worst attitudes and 70% of them are very unattractive.
Ooh...I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one. Never make up a statistic like that. It all depends on what you like. I know many georgeous (sp?) women who live in the inner city that have a pretty face and great curves.

They don't fit the european standard of beauty, but they don't have to. I like a strong woman with lots of curves. Not FAT! But curves. We use the term "thick" to describe a girl like that.

I've dated all kinds of girls, and I can honestly say that black women are the most challenging.

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OMFG Read the reviews-

Being asian, white women automatically assume I have an abnormally small pen15. While dead on, this stereotype makes dating difficult. Thanks to this book, dating has become so much easier! I have a different white woman every night, despite my small tool. This book has made me realize that I can get a woman to love me for more than my math skills. The book even went as far as to teach me how to get a white woman to realize that, in addition to being great companions, household pets can be made into delicious sandwiches. I highly reccomend this book!

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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lol "household pets can be made into sandwiches" O_O; lmao.....

"Being asian, white women automatically assume I have an abnormally small pen15. While dead on"

LMAO

*falls over*

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CAN'T.....STOP.........LAUGHING.............

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creophus wrote:Ooh...I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one. Never make up a statistic like that. It all depends on what you like. I know many georgeous (sp?) women who live in the inner city that have a pretty face and great curves.

They don't fit the european standard of beauty, but they don't have to. I like a strong woman with lots of curves. Not FAT! But curves. We use the term "thick" to describe a girl like that.

I've dated all kinds of girls, and I can honestly say that black women are the most challenging.
You live in TAMPA - don't talk to me about how attractive inner city black women are. I've lived in the city for over 10 years, I think I've had my share of experience with them. I wasn't making up a statistic, i was stating that from my personal experience that a large percentage of inner city (low on the socioeconomic ladder) are NOT attractive.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder", I guess. *shrugs

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eh...

I've met ****ty people all over.

where you live has nothing to do with who you are.

there's ugly bishez all over anyway...

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True man. Ugly broads is everywhere. I live in more of a city than all of you. NYC. I see good looking hoodrats and crappy lookin hood rats. Just depends what you need. I aint lookin for now wife so a fat *** with a nice body and and ok grill is satisfactory.

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CherryPoppinQ45 wrote:
You were dogging Jesda's girls as below par...but you go for the ghetto booty. I would have taken the chick in the lower right any day over ghetto booty!! Never once have I driven through the ghetto and said to myself daamn I'd like to take that home.
OK. Let me break this down for ya. I was born/lived in the Bronx. Im VERY well aware of the amount of busted girls in the Bronx, Brooklyn(especially), ect.... My post was not directed at them. Ghetto booty does not = ugly. There are some DAMN fine chicks in the city. They are very challenging to get with(good ones). Damn Latinas are a tough crowd as well. I know the city and I know the girls outside the city. And let me tell you. There is a BIIIIIGGG difference. I dont even try to get with the city girls b/c its just too damn hard if you dont live there. I have pretty high standards for the type of girl I like. So much that I have to break it down into categories.

Fun timesFriend with benifitsShort term relationshipLong term relationshipPossible marriageCity girlsWhiteBlackAsianLatinaAverage girl

There are more, but those are the main ones. The rest mostly consist of the girls that I would only tell friends about(lower standards) or those Id never tel any1 about(REALLY low standards) Each category has a body type that I would prefer. No two categories are the same. I am a man of many female friends as some NICO members know. I like variety and they provide it. But 90% of the time my standards are kept pretty high, but not over the top.

Big Jeff knows what he likes and he has it.

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vicki wrote:You live in TAMPA - don't talk to me about how attractive inner city black women are. I've lived in the city for over 10 years, I think I've had my share of experience with them. I wasn't making up a statistic, i was stating that from my personal experience that a large percentage of inner city (low on the socioeconomic ladder) are NOT attractive.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder", I guess. *shrugs
Yes I do live in Tampa, what does that have to do with anything? I thought we were talking about inner city black women...not not inner Philadelphia city black women. You never qualified your statments on a specific city.

You were in fact making up a statistic when you said that 70% of them are unattractive. Your statements are simply stereotyping and over generalized. If you were making a statement of personal experience you would have stated this as opinion rather than some fact of a study that was conducted.

Who cares if they are low on the socioeconic ladder? That has little to do with a woman being attractive. Unless you've dated, tried to date or been involved in some type of romantic relationship with a black woman from the inner city then you have NO experience with "them".

I do agree that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you personally aren't attracted to a certain group, that's fine-- Just don't act like no one is attracted to them.
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jdmfreak you just had to look at it from my perspective....you ever been to a southern ghetto? Ponder that and you will see the humor. We southerners wouldn't even step into the ghetto after dark!! Maybe the term for NYC should be inner city girls or well rooted. Ghetto is is just an ugly word.

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creophus wrote:Yes I do live in Tampa, what does that have to do with anything? I thought we were talking about inner city black women...not not inner Philadelphia city black women. You never qualified your statments on a specific city.

You were in fact making up a statistic when you said that 70% of them are unattractive. Your statements are simply stereotyping and over generalized. If you were making a statement of personal experience you would have stated this as opinion rather than some fact of a study that was conducted.

Who cares if they are low on the socioeconic ladder? That has little to do with a woman being attractive. Unless you've dated, tried to date or been involved in some type of romantic relationship with a black woman from the inner city then you have NO experience with "them".

I do agree that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you personally aren't attracted to a certain group, that's fine-- Just don't act like no one is attracted to them.

Modified by creophus at 8:45 AM 9/21/2004
Aye, i agree whats in bold. Don't mind the goth one, she always makes silly opinons like that.

But i have dated one not so well off, and she was a hotty

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CherryPoppinQ45 wrote:jdmfreak you just had to look at it from my perspective....you ever been to a southern ghetto? Ponder that and you will see the humor. We southerners wouldn't even step into the ghetto after dark!! Maybe the term for NYC should be inner city girls or well rooted. Ghetto is is just an ugly word.
LMAO!!!

LOL! I never even bothered to check where you were from. I must see this ghetto of the southern variety. Maybe one day you can give me a tour. lol


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