How to clean your toilet the fun way

[maxhopper]

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the TOP Lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog


Modified by maxhopper97 at 11:18 AM 9/26/2004

[w1ngzer0]

lol cute

[Bruno240]

i wouldnt recomend flushing if you have a kitten or the meows will fall silent and you will have to call the plummer to get a dead kitton out of your toilet, and then explain to him u were "cleaning the toilet"

[MinisterofDOOM]

Also, make sure it's not the purple or orange scented cleaner, unless you like purple or orange scented cats.

[w1ngzer0]

its a joke, come on shesh. You guys are no fun. I have 2 cats at home and i am not much of a dog fan. So, thats why i said its just for laughs shesh

Not like someone would be stupid to do it

[maxhopper]

Wow, lighten up. It is only a joke. I'm a big-time cat lover...just ask my girlfriend. I thought it was funny, so I figured I'd share a laugh.

[MinisterofDOOM]

mine was a joke too. I have a little book about really mean things to do with cats. But I also love cats...most of them anyway.

But in all seriousness, if cat hair can make hairballs, what do you think it will do to a toilet?

[MidwayParts]

My cat didnt seem to like that. Is that normal?

[andrave]

I tried it with my cat. then I realized i was mistaken and it was a cow.does anyone know a good plumber?how about a good butcher?

[gabossie]

You think this will work the same with a large rabbit?... I might have to try this

[Mr1der]

I don't know about you guys, but I find it really fun to push a cat in the toilet while it's drinking out of it...

[[Zero-S]]

Quick! Someone call PETA!

[Bruno240]

i was joking too, that would be funny

[jdmfreak]

LOL! That'll make washing my afro that much easier. It like an animal so it should work right?

[AZhitman]

LOL - Classic.

That dog pwnz.

[RedHatchback]

LMAO!!!!!! If I had a cat,I'd so bathe him and clean my toilet that way!!!! LOL

[NX95240]

LOL. that pretty crazy..

[creophus]

That's the best picture of an angry cat that I've ever seen!