How should I celebrate my 18th birthday?

[Gaijin]

i got it nala, u can get some p**** instaid of being one

Does anyone know where I can buy a few gallons of lube?

[Jesda]

Buy some used furniture, sign a lease, and move out!

[Dattebayo]

Buy a hooker and make sure to beat her.

[troskinatior]

F UCK s*** UP

[Pento240sx]

Go To The Stip Club. So you could get the feel of tits and p**** for the first time or at least to see the girls naked in person.

[danield319]

any club that lets in 18 year olds isn't worth going to.

strip clubs you can go with a bunch of guy friends and all get horny together and then leave and just be all horny hanging out with each other after. thats why i never go to them, seems alil ehhh in my opinion but the first time is always cool because you tell the girl its your 18th birthday and she says stuff to you sexually that no girlfriend would ever say

[naladude911]

there are some nice ones in the city, but most of them are mad sketchy and are in the places where you do not want to be at night

[nissangirl74]

Make sure you have one of these

[Razi]

[MellowZ32]

dont forget your rape whistle!

[Bubba1]

there are some nice ones in the city, but most of them are mad sketchy and are in the places where you do not want to be at night

MAd sketchy? How would you know?

Listen guys, if a strip club serves alcohol, it unlikely they'd let a creepy, young looking high school senior in. Drinking age is 21. Even if by some remote chance one is willing to risk their liquor license and lets him in, those places inhale money quickly. Do you really think a kid who can't even afford gas for his own mommy-supplied car can afford to shell out $100 for a few brief lap dances? C'mon.

Besides, he's so awkward and desperate that if he went he'd probably hand over all the money in his wallet and mess his pants to the first stripper who says hello to him.

It's your birthday, do whatever the hell you want. Why are you asking us??

sums it up...

[Dattebayo]

May your birthday be filled with p0rn mags, Mountain Dew and nerds.

[snwbrdr435]

[Empty V]

[ProudNissanFreak]

Hey guys, I'm turning 20 in 3 weeks, on the 28th. What should I do for my birthday?

[LSU4LIF3]

You should go buy some stogies and smoke em while watching a cheap p0rn. And hopefully no one calls on you...

[Jesda]

Hey guys, I'm turning 20 in 3 weeks, on the 28th. What should I do for my birthday?

Nothing. 20 may as well not exist. Save the shenanigans for 21.

[Gaijin]

i forgot about that pic

dont forget your rape whistle!

do you really want to cut your time with him short?

[MellowZ32]

do you really want to cut your time with him short?

I have standards! and he is below them.

[Gaijin]

I have standards! and he is below them.

why because hes gonna be 18 soon?

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Donkey Show?

[Ar878]

the more politically correct term is inter-species erotica, by the way.

[AppleBonker]

Go cubbies!

[Beancooker]

Re: How should I celebrate my 18th birthday? its in 3 weeks. Im thinking of going to a restaurant with a bunch of friends, going into a club in NYC, idk. Suggestions?

Hot bath, some aspirin and alcohol (to thin the blood and prevent clotting), and a brand new razor blade?

Maybe then we won't have these gay threads.

[Ozzie]

I'm pretty sure I told you to get off my internet in another thread.....So do that for your 18th......

[numbnuts240]

its in 3 weeks. Im thinking of going to a restaurant with a bunch of friends, going into a club in NYC, idk. Suggestions?

you aren't getting into a 21 and over club, especially not in the city. your friend didn't get into one either. go buy a few cartons of cigarettes and sell them to your underage smoking friends at an inflated price. then buy some p0rn and beat your d!ck to the tune of auto-erotic asphyxiation. try not to wake up after you pass out.

[sx moneypit]

you aren't getting into a 21 and over club, especially not in the city. your friend didn't get into one either. go buy a few cartons of cigarettes and sell them to your underage smoking friends at an inflated price. then buy some p0rn and beat your d!ck to the tune of auto-erotic asphyxiation. try not to wake up after you pass out.

[sx moneypit]

Damn Tita, how do you come up with this s**t this early on a Monday morning ? I am still trying to get my head screwed back on!

[krash]

you aren't getting into a 21 and over club, especially not in the city. your friend didn't get into one either. go buy a few cartons of cigarettes and sell them to your underage smoking friends at an inflated price. then buy some p0rn and beat your d!ck to the tune of auto-erotic asphyxiation. try not to wake up after you pass out.

This is Golden.