How NOT to park your car during a blizzard (Caption contest)

[PapaSmurf2k3]

LIKE A GLOVE!!

I like this one

[nevertheless]

Domino! mutha f***!

[Chaotic_Warlord]

You're doing it wrong

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Look ma, no wheels

[RCA]

http://denverpost.slideshowpro.com/albu ... 1296675119

Al Gore's Environmental Stimulus Package
"In this picture you can see how global warming is having a profound effect on the ederly. That's why for every car they wreck, we pledge to plant another."

THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-F8EO3qOVk[/youtube]

[jbracy7]

see i told u i could indo my car

[Jesda]

This thread has vastly exceeded my expectations

[frapjap]

^^ Looks like a winner!!!!!! :lmao

[krimsonviper]

Now with air brakes!

[PapaSmurf2k3]

THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-F8EO3qOVk[/youtube]

Ha, people in my old town would say that s*** every time the temp was below 30 degrees.
I'd be all "You know, they call it GLOBAL warming... not 15 square mile section of northern Mississippi perma-hot". Then again, these were also the same people that thought New York bordered Maine.

[BusyBadger]

"Maybe we can rock it free, try putting it in reverse."

[nissangirl74]

So Dude, Check this out....

[Ace2cool]

...HEY Y'ALL, WATCH THIS!

[biggie]

2 Minutes earlier:

"POWWWAAAAAAAAAA"

[DamonDread]

Im not even gonna try. Scotty's Wittiness takes the cake on this one! Brillant!

[scotty-2-forty]

THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-F8EO3qOVk[/youtube]

No, that's only applicable in Britain ... or wherever Al Gore happens to be at the moment. Acclimatised? Hmm, reminds me of what my high-school PE coach said in the shower ... uh, I said enough.

[Eikon]

Greg Louganis was in NH this weekend practicing for the new winter olympic sport of "car diving"

[scotty-2-forty]

Greg Louganis was in NH this weekend practicing for the new winter olympic sport of "car diving"

Car's not ghey enough. Maybe you were looking at the Beetle? ........

[Eikon]

Greg Louganis next up for the new winter olympic sport of car diving in his black VW Beetle.

[S13_love]

"Look at your car, now back to mine, now back to your car, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you..."

[scotty-2-forty]

Greg Louganis next up for the new winter olympic sport of car diving in his black VW Beetle.

[Eikon]

[scotty-2-forty]

Anyone else have a witty caption for this photo?

Pshhhh ... Yo, step aside V-dub; check this headspin - "Let the bumpers hit the floor-Let the bumpers hit the floor-Let the bumpers hit the floor-Let the ...!

[Eikon]

Anyone else have a witty caption for this photo?

Pshhhh ... Yo, step aside V-dub; check this headspin - "Let the bumpers hit the floor-Let the bumpers hit the floor-Let the bumpers hit the floor-Let the ...!

[sldewyz]

Told u not to hit the e brake, but noo u just had to go all "watch me I'm Ken block"

[breadbox]

Bad News: Your car is cleverly parked in a snow bank.

Good News: Bus terminal is just ahead.

[drksolest]

This thread has vastly exceeded my expectations

[Rev_D21]

Anyone else have a witty caption for this photo?

THAT's IT! I'm TURNING THIS CAR AROUND!

[Bubba1]

[nissangirl74]