How not to install "NOS" into your S2000

Post by **Tartan** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

Some people dont deserve to touch a car. Just look at how he installed his "NOS" system.

http://forums.s2ki.com/forums/...ber=1

Post by **BadMojo** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

That's pretty funny. I like the picture of the valve cover circled in red with the word "NO!" written next to it!

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

It has to be a joke. Has to be...

Post by **BadMojo** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

krazy skwerel wrote:It has to be a joke. Has to be...

I keep telling myself that just to keep my sanity.

Post by **GELLIS2586** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

people are so stupid. Oh yeah i bought a honda vtec head how can i make it fit my 240. Just Kidding

Post by **milo** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

oldddddddddd

Post by **tex240** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

that is why you dont buy your STUPID kid a nice car and let them come within 10 feet of it with a wrench or just about anything else.

Post by **MaineExport** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

Reminds me of the story about the Honda guy who wanted to port and polish his head. He heard they use a sand blaster to do it professionally... so he decided to use a couple bags of sand and dump it slowly into the air intake as the engine was running... man I wish I could find that link again.. his story was PRICELESS!!!!

Post by **Hijacker** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

the best thing was one of my friends copied that thread word for word to EvoM but swapped S2000 over to Evo

http://forums.evolutionm.net/s...t=NOS

Post by **MainEvent212** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

wow...if my kid was that dumb about cars, i'd ***** slap him

Post by **BB Turbo** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

Haha, omg! What a dumass, how old is this chump?

LMAO!

Post by **Japican** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

i think ppl came to the conclusion that it was a joke(i pray).

Post by **Cyberkreig** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

thats not even funny. I wonder if that could be real.

Post by **Altiman94** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

I was told of this thread like a week ago by a guy on the v6 mustang boards. That's funny

Post by **Chingon** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

stupid ricers I saw this on rx7club.com, and thought I would post her up here. I know it's long, but it's worth it in the end.

BoostedToy: did daniel ever tell you about the ******* that keyed his mustang? FoWLhEaD9999: no BoostedToy: have you ever noticed down the side of his mustang BoostedToy: there is a huge key mark BoostedToy: some complete f*****g retard BoostedToy: anyhow...this guy is the dumbest ****** BoostedToy: tell me if you've ever heard of something THIS stupid FoWLhEaD9999: i've seen the mark FoWLhEaD9999: that sucks bad BoostedToy: he bought a used NOS kit from ebay, and wanted to run like a 50 shot on his corsica that had an engine swap, lol BoostedToy: well, him and his friend hooked it up and were driving around spraying and sh*t BoostedToy: and they were pissed because they couldn't feel any difference FoWLhEaD9999: lol BoostedToy: so they re-jetted it for a 75 shot FoWLhEaD9999: forgot to fill the bottle? BoostedToy: nope..listen BoostedToy: it gets worse FoWLhEaD9999: o god BoostedToy: it was filled, but it's worse BoostedToy: lol BoostedToy: they took the nozzle out to make sure it was spraying , it was BoostedToy: so they tried it again with a 75 shot and couldn't tell a difference BoostedToy: they were like calling people out to race BoostedToy: lol FoWLhEaD9999: o sh*t BoostedToy: they went back home and re-jetted for a 100 shot BoostedToy: it's still not working..lol BoostedToy: they put the biggest shot(150 shot) that came with the kit, and got the bottle filled again and started spraying it FoWLhEaD9999: did they up the fuel pressure? FoWLhEaD9999: or not turn the bottle on? BoostedToy: dude...it gets better FoWLhEaD9999: o man BoostedToy: lol FoWLhEaD9999: ok FoWLhEaD9999: lol BoostedToy: he was all happy and proud of that car, they managed to put a OHC engine from a sunfire in it BoostedToy: haha BoostedToy: anyhow BoostedToy: just adding to the retardedness BoostedToy: lol BoostedToy: well...they went around spraying the sh*t out of that car with like a 150 shot FoWLhEaD9999: omg BoostedToy: lol...they still can't feel anything so they are calling up the local hot rod shop(bunch of idiots themslves) BoostedToy: lol...they can't feel the *hit* of the nitrous BoostedToy: well...they end up going on the interstate and get on the onramp at the downtown exit in fairmont BoostedToy: they go up that kinda long hill once you get on I79 southbound FoWLhEaD9999: ya BoostedToy: they spray the car for like 1 minute straight BoostedToy: with a 150 shot BoostedToy: and they hear a "rattle rattle rattle grindddddd" type sound and the car shuts off FoWLhEaD9999: hahahahah BoostedToy: they had the corsica towed back to his house, where they called over a few other people to check it out.... BoostedToy: one guy(who wasn't a friend) quickly pointed out "WHAT THE ****" BoostedToy: dude...listen to this... BoostedToy: they(corsica owner and friend) drilled a hole through the cam cover ...they were f*****g spraying alright..lol....spraying the intake cam with a f*****g 150 shot of N20 and it froze the cam and it snapped BoostedToy: ROFL FoWLhEaD9999: lmao BoostedToy: i'm seriously almost crying laughing right now BoostedToy: everytime i retell that i lose it BoostedToy: lol BoostedToy: have you ever heard of anything that dumb FoWLhEaD9999: how dumb can ya be FoWLhEaD9999: that is a CR story

Post by **MasterMan** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

its a joke i saw the same post only about a diffrent car a few weeks back

Post by **I30T** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

Wow. thats almost as bad as the guy on the EVO forums that decided to clean his engine internals with soap and water. I think that ended up being a joke, but im not sure.

Post by **XdomesticGuy** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

Tartan wrote:Some people dont deserve to touch a car. Just look at how he installed his "NOS" system.

http://forums.s2ki.com/forums/...ber=1

Just goes to show you, money can buy you everything except knowledge! Maybe he was hoping to just let the nitrous fog in past the valve seals! LOL!

X

Post by **C-Kwik** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

You know, in a way, that could still work. If the NOS makes it's way from the valve cover to the intake from the breather tube, it will eventually make it to the motor. =)

Post by **XdomesticGuy** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

C-Kwik wrote:You know, in a way, that could still work. If the NOS makes it's way from the valve cover to the intake from the breather tube, it will eventually make it to the motor. =)

LOL! Might as well just put a fogger nozzle right in front of you CAI and hope for the best!

X

Post by **lessthanjakejohn** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm

it is in the red area that you circled for Nitrous Oxide.

I put it in the cam intake cause i was reading about how the wet system works..I wanted more of a direct port to the intake cam shaft.

I don't think thats my problem... I think the bottle I have might not be letting out the NO when I open it up.

How not to install "NOS" into your S2000

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