How long could you survive after kicking a bear in the jewels?

[Poyzinous]

I would last 38 seconds.

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/bear_balls

I also got a 100% A+ on the twitter test. Even though I dont twitterhttp://theoatmeal.com/quiz/twitter_spell
Modified by Poyzinous at 9:12 AM 8/7/2009

[370Z/28]

Only 19 for me.

[marlin29311]

47 seconds!

[G_whizz]

LOL..I answered honest and got 30 seconds...that was funny as ish

[Focusedintntions]

44 Seconds for myself....I think it's the crying that got me...damn that once!

[atn_chargers]

Question #11 "When you see something beautiful, such as a butterfly or sunset, do you want to smash it?" LMFAO!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[atn_chargers]

Only 19 for me.

You're a giant walking vagina!! hahaha jk I survived 34 seconds answering truthfully.

[370Z/28]

Guess I better stay away from bears!



I did kayak into a bunch of big gators this spring in Florida. I have never been so afraid in my life. I was a huge kayaking vagina that day.

[atn_chargers]

If you think that's scary...have you ever heard of a "MANBEARPIG"? Just hearing the roar of a manbearpig will loosen your bowels... you might even start "prarie doggin".

[awdjdmtalon]

ALL OF YOU ARE LITTLE GIRLS! I would last 1 min. 3 sec. And I answered 99% honest.

[Poyzinous]

In the end it doesn't matter if you would last 15 seconds or 15 minutes. You won't last. Thats the bottom line.

[Graflo]

34 seconds... But I would only kick a bear in the balls if I had already shot it in the head a few times... Or if I crashed my G and wanted to end it all....

[SVTCOBRA]

41 secs... somebody get me a tissue...

[bschurr]

I was a huge kayaking vagina that day.

CLASSIC post man!

BTW - 56 seconds.

[zozoka1212]

1 minute and 5 seconds.

<p>Created by The Oatmeal</p>

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

41 seconds lol..

[tollboothwilley]

41 sec. I want test out this theory now.

[Poyzinous]

HA!!!Beat you ALL!!!
Modified by Poyzinous at 2:01 PM 8/8/2009