How long can you last? (Before stabing yourself) NSFW

[alms24sebring]

god that was bad. I sware, people just write down what they do in a day and try singing it from the paper. It never has any rhythm, beat, or rhyming words but make millions off of one stupid song every time. I wonder how these kids will grow up. Even worse, I'm scared of what kind of music they will make.

That b**** in the backseat was ugly too.

[Jesda]

AND WE'LL HAVE FUN FUN FUN FUN TILL DADDY TAKES THE SEBRING CONVERTIBLE AWAY

[RCA]

Finally a song describing real issues. I can never figure out where to sit.

But seriously I hate when young artists sing about love, sex etc but it might be worse for them to sing about things that are possibly relevant to them.

Young people shouldn't be in entertainment...

[AZhitman]

Go ahead, keep making fun of us over-40 crowd.

You "kids" can take her, and Ke$ha, auto-tune, Ikon, and all the other crap on the radio, roll it up in a big ball, and shove it in your a$$.

We didn't pass down ANY of our talent, we're taking it with us.

[nissangirl74]

that was just freaking horrible

Just FYI, our kids don't like her either. They listen to our music more than they do the music of their generation. Thank God.

[audtatious]

This jailbat over your (insert comment)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYc0EX3cWSs[/youtube]

I'd ask what that metal ring is around her neck but that would be inappropriate.

[GrilledCheese33]

That was HORRIBLE. I made it all the way through but regret doing so.

[themadscientist]

If we mounter speakers on military trucks and just cruised through the Khyber pass bumpin this jam the Taliban would gladly kill themselves. We save bullets, it's all win. Better yet, have her sing live from a remote controlled truck and maybe she will draw some "fanmail."

[Jesda]

Its amazing how the lyrics do nothing more than describe the exact, literal thoughts and observations in her head. There is no poetry, emotion, or imagery to it at all, and most (all?) of it doesn't even rhyme.

Its like she's reading a weekend's worth of Facebook status updates in succession while a bass drum hits in the background.


I intend to Blackroll people on the phone at 3am.


*ring ring*

"Its late who is this"

FUN FUN FUN FUN ITS FRIDAYYY FRIDAYYY

"GO TO HELL!"

[Razi]

Its amazing how the lyrics do nothing more than describe the exact, literal thoughts and observations in her head. There is no poetry, emotion, or imagery to it at all, and most (all?) of it doesn't even rhyme.

Its like she's reading a weekend's worth of Facebook status updates in succession while a bass drum hits in the background.

So true.

For you especially brave souls, Hardmode:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYh0oRhnDYM[/youtube]

[themadscientist]

The drum should keep swinging, it missed her. Now this kid has a bit of talent.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XLswqiX0s&feature=fvst[/youtube]

[dre1507]

her foolishness aside, i think the most hilarious part of it all was the rapper.....if you want to call him that. For me, it becomes twice as hilarious when i see him start rapping......if you want to call it that.

[Jesda]

I love how the slow version makes the rapper sound like Satan.

[Ozzie]

I lasted till "7am".
Now I have knitting needles in my ears.

[Jesda]

The drum should keep swinging, it missed her. Now this kid has a bit of talent.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XLswqiX0s&feature=fvst[/youtube]

Reminds me of this childhood memory:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2egGfd5j_k[/youtube]

[Ace2cool]

I intend to Blackroll people on the phone at 3am.


*ring ring*

"Its late who is this"

FUN FUN FUN FUN ITS FRIDAYYY FRIDAYYY

"GO TO HELL!"

EPIC WIN!

I lasted till "7am".
Now I have knitting needles in my ears.

[Bubba1]

The sickening part, besides the video itself, is that it's selling. But when you consider Justin Beeber is also a "star" today, it sorta adds up....that the current generation of kids are clueless about music.

[drksolest]

dittoz, how could you subject my earz to this!!!

[tiger-SE-R]

The sickening part, besides the video itself, is that it's selling. But when you consider Justin Beeber is also a "star" today, it sorta adds up....that the current generation of kids are clueless about music.

Agreed


my kids listen to all sorts of music, except teh beeber. My oldest can't understand why no one his age has ever listened to a Miles Davis, or a John Coltrane, or even the Classical composers. I recently introduced both my boys to Robert Johnson (early blues artist) and all his recordings. I think like most things now a days, many parents don't have the time or are just not spending quality time with their kids regarding the arts and music (same applies to many subjects)

[RobPaulson]

The drum should keep swinging, it missed her. Now this kid has a bit of talent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XLswqiX0s&feature=fvst

I like how he kind of laughs with himself on that, pretty good, not too serious, just havin fun spittin fast as hell.

[Encryptshun]

Finally a song describing real issues. I can never figure out where to sit.

In a thread full of gold, to miss this gem is a travesty.

I LOLed loudly at work.

[Dittoz7]

dittoz, how could you subject my earz to this!!!

I R SOWEY! But that's how I kinda felt when they showed it to me! Just less mexicun!

[Fenris]

Go ahead, keep making fun of us over-40 crowd.

You "kids" can take her, and Ke$ha, auto-tune, Ikon, and all the other crap on the radio, roll it up in a big ball, and shove it in your a$$.

We didn't pass down ANY of our talent, we're taking it with us.

I beg to differ, i offer up, Cindy Lou Who
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYeGw-bo430[/youtube]

This is same girl:

[MinisterofDOOM]

That was a lot worse than I thought it would be. And I thought it would be bad.

Singing about the bus stop? Wow. Damn.

I wonder which Hertz they rented the Sebring from...

Finally a song describing real issues. I can never figure out where to sit.

That's not a decision I ever find myself faced with...unless I'm looking at a car with more than one steering wheel.

[Encryptshun]

Singing about the bus stop? Wow. Damn.

Hey, now. Let's not be hasty.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXKBUPEGcGA[/youtube]

[sx moneypit]

Singing about the bus stop? Wow. Damn.

Hey, now. Let's not be hasty.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXKBUPEGcGA[/youtube]

[the a3k]

justin bieber and this friday girl need to stfu and get their vocal chords ripped out. i lasted about 30 seconds. any longer and i wouldve thrown my macbook at my tv

[RCA]

For you especially brave souls, Hardmode:

It's sounds better.

I LOLed loudly at work.

Glad I made work slightly less sh*ttier.

That's not a decision I ever find myself faced with...unless I'm looking at a car with more than one steering wheel.

Win.

4chan does a lyric breakdown...
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6148 ... 451929.jpg

[King Ranzo]

That was 39 seconds of pure effing migraine. Gonna go puke now.

[Encryptshun]

4chan does a lyric breakdown...
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6148 ... 451929.jpg

That made listening to the song 100% worthwhile. Pure platinum.