How hard is it being a Nissan Master Technician?

[SDRonEbay]

I want one of our techs to answer this question. I'm not a mechanical genius...words are more my forte. I do have respect for these guys though. My Master Tech, David Nelson, is an inspiration to all. He's a nice guy with a good personality. He likes to hit the drums and belt out a tune or two. He works hard and most of all....he pulled a 4 foot long python out of the dash of a 240 this morning. At least...I think it was a 240. For once the excitement wasn't on the car. It was centered around the little bundle of joy inside the car. All I remember was a black car and a fat snake that had just eaten a mouse before getting loose in the vehicle and got stuck in the inner workings. I have a pic but as you know my comp is acting jicky. I'll have to wait til Monday before I can download it.

Any other techs had write ups like this one?