Hot pockets or mini-pizas

[89sxRCR]

Just posting a question that has plauged me for quite some years now...hot pockets or mini-pizas? Its driving me crazy...each one beckons with its seductive curves...luring me with goey cheese...but witch one ultimately will bring me true happiness? Analzying thier pros and cons was difficult but here is my list:HOT POCKETS*******************1. comes with microwave packet thingy to cook all sides2. Dough on the outside keeps goo on the inside and off ur clothes3. In frozen form, they can be kept in your actual pants pocket for up to 30 minutes before becoming soggy (hence the name?)4. Name brand, shows your dates that you spend the big bucks5. If you cook to long it spoojes out both ends6. If its too hot u burn ur mouth**edit: Hitman claims you can have intercourse with it...l recommend 1 minute on high for best resultsMINI-PIZAS*********************1. 4 mini pizas per a tray2. each one is like a actual pizza, but shrunken 3. little bitty topings4. bite sized. big enough to heat up and then stick in your pocket for a goey snack later5. not a name brand, dates think your cheap and miserly6. Its not cool when they call you pizza face

GOD, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE LIKE THIS!Input needed please :p

[89sxRCR]

Try all 17 delicious HOT POCKETS® flavors...

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[OneFastStanza]

I am more of a Hot Pockets fan when I am not trying to eat healthy.

[Mayhem_J30]

Hot Pockets rule..hands down!!

The mini-pizzas always get that freezer burn taste, where hot-pockets are good no matter what flavor you buy. the Philly steak & Cheese is the BEST!!

[AZhitman]

To revive an old classic from my brother Dees, I can see the headlines now:

"Stockton Youth Suffers Severe Genital Burns From Hot Pocket Intercourse"

89, you're a disturbed young man.

[drifter]

LOL

[89sxRCR]

dayum! thanks hitman, i forgot to add "you can have intercourse with it it" as a PRO under hotpockets...ill edit accordingly. Nobody seems to be sticking up for the minis...interesting

[AZhitman]

LMAO - Attaboy, 89.

[theTony]

at this thread!

[89sxRCR]

changing the subject a little, does anyone else think that the p0rn star who plays "seymore butts" has a little odd relationship with his mother? (who happens to be his manager also)

[Stoneage_Turbo]

hotpockets all the way , damned mini pizzas suck, ill download a computer virus before i eat those things

intercoarse huh ? guess the inflateble sheep is getting a rest tonight huh hitman?

[Stoneage_Turbo]

" "seymore butts" has a little odd relationship with his mother?"

nope i have odd realtionships with alot of peoples mothers , so does dees , we see no problems with it

[PowerPuff]

I like Barbeque Hot Pockets

[MasterMan]

this is retarted... everyone knows the big frozen pizzas are the best.. damnit when will u all learn....

[89sxRCR]

but we all know if they made a HUGE hotpocket the size of a large pizza it would own anything.on date nights "Jalapeno Steak & Cheese" is the best flavor to go with to get that wonderfully sweet breath. The only bad thing about a diet that centers wholly around hotpockets and the ocasional mini pizza is that your crap ends up looking like the garlic bread sticks that come with it...