Honda humor

[480sx]

Found this on the nameless website, its pretty funny so i thought id toss it up on here. Enjoy

I brought home my new 99 Civic EX. I went cruising that night but it just didn't seem fast enough?!?!?!I checked the engine to make sure it was still there???I made sure the tires were inflated correctly!Everything inside seems to be right!?!?!So, I talked to my 2 boyzzzz who know cars. I said "Why is my honda so slow????"They said you need new bumpers, those stock bumpers are not fast enough.Out with the slow bumpers and in with the new. My boyz said I didn't have to paint the bumpers yet and I could drive around with them only primered, but my body shop, backroom-paints, said I should paint them now, so I did, thanks dad for the loan.The car seemed a little faster after the bumper swap but still not fast enough. My boyz suggested I cut my springs.They also said get rid of the quiet exhaust and put a fart can on, so I did!My boyz also said I should put a cold air intake in and a upperstrut bar (whatever the hell that does). So I did!!!Then they said, SIDE SKIRTS MAN, SIDE SKIRTS!!! and WHEELS, I said I can't afford all 4 wheels, so my boyz said get 2 for the rear and when u can afford the other 2 get them, so I did.Now I got all 4 wheels!!!After all that, my honda still didn't seem fast enough. Cold air intake and strut bar thingy.Fart can exhaust!!!So my boyz said yo man u need race seats that don't match your interior. So I got these hot red sparcos. That shoulld make the car fast!!!UH huh they look nice.I told my boyz that all this stuff still isn't making my honda fast, and I'm not getting the honeys. Is there anything left I can do. They thought long and hard.And one said I KNOW!!!! STICKERSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH we put stickers all over the car half on the hood half on fender, on the windshield, rear wing, side of the car. This thing is going to be FASTAHHHHH yeah, my honda is fast now, I'm winning races and getting the honeys!!!!!

[WDRacing]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[Zippy69]

Funny!!!It's kinda sad, though because it is so true.

[boznuttz]

I never got honeys in my Integra

[AZ89two4Tsx]

Hillarious!

Yet so so true

[PantherRacer]

My friends SR'd 240 was towed home by his roomates 4 door civic yesterday after it broke down. Go figure.and yes, the civic is definitely powered by stickers, and 2 different wheels on the rear. Also has a bad IAC valve so it idles like a rotary with a serious port job. lolThey DO work . I'm sorry I didn't get video footage.

[DMan II-40]

lol, i have that same little toy car, but mine is black. I got it like 5 years ago. Funny stuff tho.

[progman]

lol, i have that same little toy car, but mine is black. I got it like 5 years ago. Funny stuff tho.

Don't lie, we know you just got your mom to buy it for you and that you play with it all the time. I bet your playing with it right now.

[DMan II-40]

I don't even know where it is. I remember that I has some model paint and i pained the engine bay to make it look cooler. I bet it is in some box somewhere.

[Priceless89]

Rofl that was awesome.

[Black on Gold]

1) Why is this in the KA-T forum?

2) Repost of like 2 years. Still funny though

[eazye2000]

Why is this in the KA-T forum?

....most of us are 'DIY' guys with a sense of humor

[ERIC s.-14]

Yea funny but those EG civic hatches I saw at NHRA were effin fast and running 9s and 8s

[480sx]

....most of us are 'DIY' guys with a sense of humor

Lol +1