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frapjap
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What up? Im going to buy a beater Honda Civic form like 82 for 50 bucks. I've got some good ideas to mess with it so see jsut what happnes to these cars when you do what people tell you not to do. Like Changing the firing order, or just plain removing plugs. Also on the list is an open exhaust from the block (problby wont work, but what the hell?) If theres some other great ideas that you've got for me, PLEASE make them known. I drive the car to far cuz if I get pulled over my tag is gonna be for a 240 and not some ****ty *** civic. The master plan is to take some old bottles of nitrous and plub in directly into the intake for a temporary setup for ****s and giggles. So, please, give me some more ideas!


ace135cc
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my only suggestion is not to get anyone else killed because of your lame fun. :)

[Zero-S]
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...Keyboarding class should be made mandatory.

edit: Would integrating spellcheck hike up the bandwidth too much, admins?

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krazy skwerel
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Man if I had spell check I would be so happy. :D Cause we all know the spelling hates me. :(

Also dumb idea to do hmmm a good romp in a field with it would be a good time. Maybe even run it into a tree. :D

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frapjap
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She'll be getting the woods treatment. Noones gonna die, dont worry about that. Wops. didnt realized I cursed., my bad

Florida240sx
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Video everything and put a Sticker on it that says Undestructable. Then beat it to hell. Say a CRX video of where they kept jumping it till the transmission went..then broke off the doors ripped of the aluminum wing and smashed the windows,etc. flipped it then turned it back over. Started it up without coolant and oil..it ran for i think 46minutes before it finally blew. Maybe give this one a similiar fate. I'll see if i can find that video link.

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GEO
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TAPE IT!@!!!!!!!

Florida240sx
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When it's finished being destroyed. Get a truck to run over it.Or if you want to waste money jack up your 240 and do it yourself. Would love to see it burn...preferably blow up.

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Mr1der
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I say you destroy the motor. then find a way to put a hybrid or turbo B motor in it:D

I30T
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BOX IT!

Remember, it's pointless if you don't tape it.

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RedHatchback
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Dude,you should do what me and my friends wanted to do.We were gonna buy a cheap "90 CRX and totally gut the thing out,but leave the drivers seat and stearing wheel.. We were then gonna weld the doors and the hatch shut and cut a hole in the roof so we could get in and out.Finally,one of us was gonna put on our friends scuba gear and fill the car up with water,then drive it across the street to the Walmart park'n lot and just sit there and wave to the ppl go'n on by.lmao:rotflmao

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duct tape fixes everything. crack in the block? duct tape. Radiator leak? duct tape ;)

duel carb that *****! :ylsuper

MainEvent212
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i say you do an SCC weight reduction to it and cut off as much of the body as physically possible...

StrangeLove
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don't forget to make a cardboard body kit!!!!

Florida240sx
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Carboard Wing. Maybe x-mas lights for underglow

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I like the scuba idea, now that's original! Everyone has seen a honda get destroyed, but I've never seen one full of water. I wonder how the suspension would handle all that weight.

Florida240sx
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Get torpedo stickers and have on the side. Paint it black make it look like a sub. Or put goldfish in it and drive it to the front of a store and just walk away in your scuba gear. Honda fish tank.

[Zero-S]
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lmao. That sounds badass

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Completely strip it and leave the driver seat, and make a mean go-kart out of it.

Love the fish tank idea.

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I made a go-cart out of a 86 CRX. Cut the roof off and tore the doors off with a backhoe. It ran for about a month with water and oil mixed(bad head gasket). I got bored with it and crushed it with the backhoe. BEST $150 EVER SPENT!!!!

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If you pull off the scuba tank and get it on tape, you will be a legend.

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Mr1der
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yeah, make sure to use a periscope at some point too.

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blacks13ek
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can you use ply wood to create a spoiler? then put stickers on it that say "2 Fast 2 furious"? and send pics!@

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frapjap
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I dunno if it'll hold water like the old caddys used to do, but if it worked, thatd be freggin awesome. I'm going to try and break that 46 minute record!

Florida240sx
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Lots of welding and sealant. Break the record!!!!!!!

JESTER
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Dude, chop the top off with an axe, like my friend did to my 78 Malibu I sold him. Then, drain all the oil out and crank it up, to see how long it runs. Then flip it down a hill.

My friends did that. Well with the exception of flipping down teh hill. Could get it to flip. THey didn't know what they were donig, which is obvious. Another two poster children for the fight against drugs, and under age drinking.


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