Hoes get 240sx?!
Hoes get 240sx?!
Came home on my lunch break, flipped on the boob tubeto see that sh.ity show "jenny jones." These little chicken hoes were talking about all the crap people gave them for sex or something, and a little blurb popped up saying this chick got a NISSAN 240SX for sooking some old guy off...her name was laqueesha or some sh.it... I dont know bout u all but i found it quite humorous that she kept making references to "ballin in her ride"
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Mayhem_J30
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AZhitman wrote:Jenny would NEED the 12-pack to give you some lovin'.
Come to think of it, she might need the J too.
well, we'd need to haul a crane into your living room so we could flip you over, just so Jenny could get some loving. Unless, of course, she was ontop. Then we would need a spatula and a microscope to find tiny tim the lover under all those flabs and folds of blubber!
eeeeewwwwww yucky you guys.
Jenny Jones is the most worthless show ever, its filled with nothing but human trash. But I still watch it (it's the only thing on besides infomercials at 3am), it's like a car wreck, you know its horrible, but you can't help but watch. They always have the same topics though:1. You made fun out of me in high school, now I'm somewhat attractive because of the 4k worth of plastic surgery done. I've gone from douche to whore.2. I'm so ugly that it pains me to admit it, so I'm going to act like I'm really hot and make up **** about random people give me cars, happy meals, and money for no reason.3. My kids are out of control and slap me around because I'm a crack whore and spent too much time taking horse tranquilizers when I was supposed to be raising them, so I'm going to let an angry black guy in fatigues yell at them for about an hour.
and so forth......oh well, at least its not jerry springer.
Jenny Jones is the most worthless show ever, its filled with nothing but human trash. But I still watch it (it's the only thing on besides infomercials at 3am), it's like a car wreck, you know its horrible, but you can't help but watch. They always have the same topics though:1. You made fun out of me in high school, now I'm somewhat attractive because of the 4k worth of plastic surgery done. I've gone from douche to whore.2. I'm so ugly that it pains me to admit it, so I'm going to act like I'm really hot and make up **** about random people give me cars, happy meals, and money for no reason.3. My kids are out of control and slap me around because I'm a crack whore and spent too much time taking horse tranquilizers when I was supposed to be raising them, so I'm going to let an angry black guy in fatigues yell at them for about an hour.
and so forth......oh well, at least its not jerry springer.
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LOL @wingzero and s14sr......dude you forgot the maury show, where they get all those poor kids with rare diseases and strut em around like freaks on a leash in a circus....maury: "Do they call you names?"kid with huge head:"sometimes...."maury:"like huge-head? balloon brain? giant nut?"audience cheers while kid breaks down... PRICELESS
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89sxRCR wrote:LOL @wingzero and s14sr......dude you forgot the maury show, where they get all those poor kids with rare diseases and strut em around like freaks on a leash in a circus....maury: "Do they call you names?"kid with huge head:"sometimes...."maury:"like huge-head? balloon brain? giant nut?"audience cheers while kid breaks down... PRICELESS
LMAO
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lol 89sx.......
Did you guys ever see the south park episode with maury povich? That's gotta be like the funniest thing ever. "I miss school and I kill people. I have sex whenever I what with whoever I want, It's my hot body, I'll do what I want, whateva, I do what I want". I just wanna know where they dig up the guests for these shows, do they just go down to trailer parks and say, "you, you, and you follow me......."
Did you guys ever see the south park episode with maury povich? That's gotta be like the funniest thing ever. "I miss school and I kill people. I have sex whenever I what with whoever I want, It's my hot body, I'll do what I want, whateva, I do what I want". I just wanna know where they dig up the guests for these shows, do they just go down to trailer parks and say, "you, you, and you follow me......."
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AZhitman wrote:I got 2 words for you, Gary Coleman:
6'2", 188.
tisk tisk tisk Hitman, I'm disappointed in you. I figured the fine American police would at least be literate!
"Six feet, two inches tall, one hundred and eighty eight pounds is not two words, my friend, its eleven!
hUkeb oN FoNIx KAn wUrC fO U
p.s.- I've taken on punks twice your size
p.p.s. - I'm watching Jen jones right now, and I take back my statement. I don't even think a 24 case and a fat blunt could help her cause.