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This cracked me up!http://www.theonion.com/opinio...=4020

I love The Onion. :)


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ah...

another fine young lady in the world gunning of a spot in a very classy profession.

give her 8 years and we'll talk:D

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I agree exept if they could guarantee she was 16, i'd do it. dont quote me on that though... those pigtails rock.

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car show sluts are normally dumber than dog ****.

fun to look at though.........

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yeah, but they look great. Gotta give the local GM dealers props, I would never have looked as closely at the Cadillac XLR at the last auto show had there not been a gorgeous model in a mini-skirt and high heels standing beside it.

the Onion rocks.

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I tend to look away from cars with models blocking them. Makes me believe the car cant stand on its own merits.

-Jesda

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I agree with you to an extent, Of course, after viewing the XLR with a hot model posing beside it, I quickly concluded that I would have rather test driven the model than the XLR. But I would have checked out the XLR regardless of whether there was a babe present. Her presence did not sway my opinion of the car.

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I dont like the write-up.

Everything that makes fun of young women being comfortable with the eyes of men cant be good, cuz it may discourage them from wearing such outfits.

Fred..:)

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PalmerWMD wrote:I dont like the write-up.

Everything that makes fun of young women being comfortable with the eyes of men cant be good, cuz it may discourage them from wearing such outfits.

Fred..:)


And thats just bad. Without them wearing very little, what do we have to stare at?? I mean jeans just aren't the same as that mini skirt.

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Fred - Keep in mind, that's The Onion. It's VERY tongue-in-cheek.

Pretty funny to read on occasion....

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Personally, I think the XLR has more visual bang than any hottie with a body. Not many cars do. Any Rolls or Bentley, the Chrysler 300, but thats about it.

-Jesda

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AZhitman wrote:Fred - Keep in mind, that's The Onion. It's VERY tongue-in-cheek.

Pretty funny to read on occasion....


I love the Onion also!;)

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PalmerWMD wrote:I dont like the write-up.

Everything that makes fun of young women being comfortable with the eyes of men cant be good, cuz it may discourage them from wearing such outfits.

Fred..:)


I was almost gonna flame on you, but then I read that again;)

heh, it's great being a dirty old man...

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The Onion is my holy grail.

"That's not for sale. This outboard motor is, though." LOL

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rousie13 wrote:And thats just bad. Without them wearing very little, what do we have to stare at?? I mean jeans just aren't the same as that mini skirt.


Blah. We all know that it's really about the jeans that are just the tiniest tiniest bit baggy so that you get the eyeful when they bend over :pface, but the rest of the time you get a little tease. This is particularly true when the girl is your's, cause then no one else gets the view but you :D.

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LOL@Fred & NTN.

Yea the onion is pretty funny.


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