Hitman.............

Post by **JESTER** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:32 pm

How about a banner for Mr1der for president.

We all have to do our part for Mr1der in '04.

Remember this could be the most important ellection of our lives. Lets not screw up and make the wrong choice. Why vote GW or Kerry? Lets vote for a man who can get the job done. Lets make our voices heard. I can hear it now, "President 1der, president 1der, what will your for executive order be?" "To lower the legal drinking age to twelve ."

With everyones help, we can make this a better world.

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:03 pm

Isn't there some website you can go to and design banner-style art for signatures? We should make those saying Mr1der for President 2004 or something. I'm pretty sure there is a site...but I don't know what it's called.

I also have a suggestion for Mr1der's platform:Raise driving age to 18 or 20. That way, all the stupid little twits are off the road! MWahahahahahahahahahahahah! Oh the GLEE!

Post by **JESTER** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:27 pm

Anybody that knows this so mentions web site for banners, let us know. The election is just around the corner, and we must get the word out, or suffer having another Republican or Democrate president. And we know what those guys are like.

And yeah, raising the driving age does sound good. 16 year olds can't vote, so it doesn't mater if we piss them off.

To all you younger NICOnants, we still love you guys. We know that you guys will be able to drive, because you have the good taste to be here in the first place.

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 6:19 am

I wonder if he'll see this anytime soon...

watch out for MR. TOILET!!!!

Post by **The Mic** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 6:38 am

you know what, it wasn't funny the first hundred times this was mentioned.

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 6:40 am

YOU just weren't funny the first hundred times YOU were mentioned.

Watch out for MR. TOILET!!!!

Post by **JDMaholic** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 6:57 am

He's just jealous that his campaign managers are not this skilled

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 7:00 am

Ahhhh...now I see.

Have you met MR. TOILET!!!!!?????

Post by **gabossie** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:50 am

S13GUY wrote:you know what, it wasn't funny the first hundred times this was mentioned.

Heh, I thought it was...

Post by **jdmfreak** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:26 pm

LOL! I doubt he'll even see this now that he's working and all.

Post by **[Zero-S]** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:27 pm

We need someone to run for him in his absence.

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:01 pm

Me. i mean. I have DOOM in my name. C'mon...

Post by **nametakennow** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:14 pm

MinisterofDOOM wrote:I also have a suggestion for Mr1der's platform:Raise driving age to 18 or 20. That way, all the stupid little twits are off the road! MWahahahahahahahahahahahah! Oh the GLEE!

Your were one of those twits once.

Stop assuming we're all stupid.

/badmood

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:35 pm

I was not. I started driving around age 5. By the time I took driver's education, I was more comfortable behind the wheel than the instructor. I grew up behind the wheel of a car or truck. I was not one of those twits.

BUT I realize that not all 16 year old kids shouldn't drive. However, I have met enough of them that don't know a hand brake from a glove box that I would feel a lot better without them on the road.

Maybe a much more aggressive driving test would solve the problem. I don't know. I'm just tired of suffering at the hand of kids who can barely control their own two feet, let alone an automobile.

And I didn't say you were stupid. You pulled that out of the air. Besides, this was not a personal remark. Ease up. This is all a damn joke anyway. Learn to laugh, dude.

Oh yeah. Watch out for MR. TOILET!!!!!

Post by **jdmfreak** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:37 pm

NOMINATE MEEEEEE!!!!

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:50 pm

Yeah...ok. That works.

Post by **JESTER** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:24 am

Doom you cant be president. Someone with the name Ministerof DOOM can have only one job in the White house. Secretary of Defense.

Jdmfreak, we do happen to be in the need of a Vice Presidental canidate.........whatta ya think, servitude for eight years, and then you get control of the thousand of thermonuclear devices we have in storage. Talk about a power trip.

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:35 am

I can dig the Secretary of Defense thing.

But we still need a president...hmmmm...

Post by **JESTER** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:36 am

nametakennow,Remember this is a joke thread. Like I said, we figure you can drive, your on NICO. Just heard on the news that the stats are out, and the teen driving death rates are down by 200 from 2002 to 2003.

And to put it truthfully, most kids 16,17 can't drive very well. You haven't been driving long, and are more likely to die in a car crash than someone my age. Luckily we have the graduated drivers license, that has helped to reduce the number of deaths. I know young people don't like the graduated license but those of us in emergency services who have to take the calls, or respond to the calls of fatal accidents with young drivers, loves the laws. I hate opening the obituaries and seeing a name of someone that was in high school, that died in a wreck I worked. And to be totally honest, it has been happening way too often lately.

No one is saying you young guys/gals are stupid. But you do lack experience. And experience is what keeps you alive. They should have inacted these license laws a long time ago. It would have kept me out of one wreck, back in the day.

Post by **JESTER** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:39 am

You know if we drop Mr1der, we will have to change of signatures again.

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:37 am

Yeah...he's never around anymore. He's abandoned us. The bastard!!Anyhow.

It's only two or three words dude. Are you THAT lazy.

We could always nominate MR. TOILET!!!!

Post by **Mr1der** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:31 pm

I'm still in your hearts.

I blame my absence on baseball playoffs and work...

I need to get a satellite receiver back here...

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:45 pm

Stop with the toilet madness. For crying out load! Make it stop! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Post by **navysnail** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:54 pm

yeah, true about most teens, i know so many people who get into wrecks, mostly becaue they are being stupid.

i call homeland security

Post by **The Mic** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:54 pm

dont mind nametakenow, he's just a drama queen who has that time of the month everyday.

Post by **JESTER** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:04 am

240kid, We can get you hooked up with that post no problem. That is if Mr1der gets off his butt and starts trying to win ths thing. HEY press the flesh a bit.

And, 1der, bout time you decided to join us. As your cheif of staff I must inform you, you are a bit behind in the polls. Jdmfreak almost had to take your spot. Not saying he wouldn't do us a fine job.

BACK TO WORK PEOPLE!!!!!!

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:18 am

yeah, but he's black....

it'll never happen.

we got build the public up. Jeff, I'm offering you my political scraps and all the white women you could ever have. Are you with me?

Post by **180crafter** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:28 am

Mr1der wrote:yeah, but he's black....

it'll never happen.

we got build the public up. Jeff, I'm offering you my political scraps and all the white women you could ever have. Are you with me?

Maybe then he can get a digi pic of himself on here. I still remember the pic that Rousie put up..... tooo much.

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:32 am

I was thinkin' it was skwerel that did that...

think I'm gonna do a search for it though, it was funny ****...

Post by **180crafter** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:34 am

Mr1der wrote:I was thinkin' it was skwerel that did that...

think I'm gonna do a search for it though, it was funny ****...

I think your right..... How can you remember that and drink all that moonshine?

Hitman.............

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