Here's to you...

[tollboothwilley]

A farmer and a beautiful lady are sitting next to each other at the bar.

"What brings you here?" asks the farmer.

"Oh, I'm celebrating," says the lady.

"What a coincedence, me too," exclaims the farmer.

"Can I buy you a drink?" asks the farmer.

"Oh, just water for me," says the lady. "I just found out I'm pregnant."

"What a coincendence," says the farmer, "I finally was able to get my chickens pregnant. I'm here celebrating that! To think, after all this time all I had to do was get a different c***."

Says the lady, "WHAT A COINCENDENCE! ME TOO!"

[zozoka1212]

Nice

zozo

[ldstang50]

hahahahah

[marlin29311]

I feel taht could somehow be made into a blond joke too...