I didn't read the entire thing but I found some funny stuff...
SMKN300 wrote:I can't keep up with the demand for popcorn....
So many ugly threads....
jmatt wrote:They have not yet invented the smilie that communicates how ironic it is, and how much laughter it generated, when Hennessey writes
John Hennessey wrote:i would suck your c*** but I have mouth sores right now.......
theanswriz42 wrote:Hahahaha he even got sued by tire rack.
HarryParatestes wrote:That's correct. I apologize for not using the quote feature on my earlier post, but I was kind of busy. My Siamese cat was giving birth at the time, so I was helping her along. She is now the proud mother of a pair of Siamese twin Siamese cats.
Also, I apologize for not checking this forum for the last couple of hours. I slipped on a plantain peel and hurt my ankle. I almost fell down flat on my face, but luckily I was able to grab onto the balls on my glow-in-the-dark life-size David Hasselhoff statue and break the fall.
Riddler wrote:John, I was a fan of your work once, but the more stuff I read about you, the more respect I lose for you (actually I lost it all). I couldn't believe that on the Viper Club of America forum (
www.viperclub.org/) while trying to spell your last name all I got was *********.
fordracing200 wrote:yep, his name is in the language filters and hes been banned for ALL the **** he pulled on many members...costing them hundreds of thousands in damages.
HarryParatestes wrote:No, I am not a comic. I'm too busy with my various jobs to have time for that. Employers seem to find me detrimental to office environments, so I have been forced to survive on my own. My main job is as an inventor. My most famous invention was the transparent kayak. You've probably not seen it! I also sell unneccesary organs and bodily fluids, to make ends meet. I was able to buy a Hennessey twin turbo kit, after selling a kidney, my gall bladder, and two quarts of my AB- blood. When I am not inventing stuff, I also run a small gamb|ing operation out of a houseboat that is registered as a Sri Lankan non-profit corporation. And, when I am not doing that, I sometimes teach the custodial arts as an adjunct professor at the local community college.
HarryParatestes wrote:Well, sadly, I can't post pictures. My digital camera was recently seized as part of a government sting, involving an incident that I was involved in with a girl from Nebraska. I'd tell more, but my legal staff has advised me to not comment further. Let's just say that she was a real "cornhusker" and leave it at that.
BuddyLee wrote:Guys there are people dying all over the world from poverty and war. You have bombs going off in your backyards in some countries, and children afraid to play in the streets due to random gunfire.
Don't you think we should all relax and be greatful for what we do have. We own luxury cars. We own muscle cars. And with this thread, we even own supercars.
There is so much bad in the world and we sit in front of our thousand dollar computers, with high speed connections in our homes talking about our expensive cars...
Let's just relax and be greatful for what we do have an let the petty things go.
VTECeateR wrote:Welcome from the VWVortex Forums! Just got a heads up from this and after checking it out just had to put down my National Inquirer b/c this is just SO MUCH BETTER!
AZ's post was great too. Have you gotten any offers on Hennessey sucks dot com?