Help with a senior quote

[Nebraska240sx]

its all fun and games till some one gets hurt, then its hilarious..

or in my best seasons greetings,

have a happy happy and a merry merry, but dont get caught making mary happy.

[voddka]

Best one i could think of is the one I used...

What I write here will be played out by the time I read it.

[Megaseth]

"two man enter, one man leave"

"masterbation is like procrastination; its good while you're doing it, but when you're done, you realize you ****ed yourself."