HELP!! cams!!!

[Rekless KA]

GAYEST JOKE EVER!!! ok, car got taken apart by a friend when i was on a fishing trip as a joke, but since its a nissan, its not that funny, i dont know and he doesnt remember how the cams were when he took them off, he says he knows they were not at TDC, now im stuck trying to figure all of this out, what do i need to do to put them back together working?

i alighned the cams to what i think at least LOOKS right, but not too sure!

please help asap

[dickie]

look at your crank pulley and alignment pin and turn the engine by hand to TDC, then put the cams in accordingly.

[Rekless KA]

ok, thanks, ill try that!

[Rekless KA]

i have lined up everything at TDC, when i fully rotate the crankshaft all the way around the marks end up 1 tooth off, what do i do now?i tryed relining everything back up but same problem, any input?

[Zion8561]

Punch your "friend" in the throat...

[Razi]

Wth he messed with your car? He messed with the engine!?!?I think he should be castrated.I hope your car recovers from this horrible molestation.

[Rekless KA]

haha, yeah, it wasnt funny to me at ALL! so last night i took his innercooler off and hid it from him, now he is mad that he doesnt have a car to drive, well, what goes around comes around! haha

[bone_stock_240]

Also, for extra hilarity, smear some crap on his cabin air filter.

[Rekless KA]

next question, tryed startin the car, no start, just a **** ton of smoke came out from somewhere, couldnt tell cuz i was in the car

[Rekless KA]

i think the smoke is coming from the pcv pipe that is tapped into the intake. or at least its coming from somewhere around there, but i know it taps into the intake! and comments?

[Bigvinnie]

Follow the FSM..

[redlineracer]

take your friends o2 sensor out and fill his exhaust with gear oil that will do the trick