hello everyone

[Amays U G37S]

[drksolest]

kinda like tyler does for stranger love at a truck stop restroom.

[MellowZ32]

it's funny coz he is secretly(not really) ghey!

[drksolest]

[MellowZ32]

that reminds me of this one time in clown college....

[drksolest]

[MellowZ32]

And kids, that's How I met your mother.

[Razi]

[MellowZ32]

David, you're adopted!
you mother wanted and interracial family, but not too interracial so a black baby was out of the question and that when we decided to fly to china and buy us a baby.
I of course wanted a baby girl, but she say nay because she knows I'm a Wood Allen fan and I guess that threw a red flag for her.
so we settle of a boy. we went to the most prestigious adoption home in all of Hanoi, saw some babies but they were too expensive. so I talked your mother into going to the second hand market where they have the returns(like you)
We walked through the market for a long time more then 15 minutes I reckon. but non Caught our eye. we almost gave up and bought a dog when out of the corner of her eye your underage mother spotted a shaggy maltese puppy in a cage nomming on some orange duck. You can say it was love a first sight when you saw that little thing we went up to the pet store owner and ask for a price, he say not fo' sale in a very jackie chan-like voice
you mother was sad, she wanted that puppy more than ever but the owner was not going to give up after days of coming back to his store he gave in and sold us the puppy for 300 yen or about tree fiddy amurican.
He gave us a set of rules to for the puppy like:
1)"Don't get him wet" as, when exposed to water, it immediately reproduces more of its kind asexually by budding from its back.
2)"Keep him away from bright lights....especially sunlight" Sunlight will kill a razi and bright light is known to hurt it.
and the most important of all
3)"Don't ever feed him after midnight" because if it eats food after midnight, it will create a cocoon, going through changes and become a ferocious, reptilian monster called a krimsonviper.
so with those rules and a fee to an international smuggler we got you back to the US where we have raised you as a human.

[Razi]

David, you're adopted!
you mother wanted and interracial family, but not too interracial so a black baby was out of the question and that when we decided to fly to china and buy us a baby.
I of course wanted a baby girl, but she say nay because she knows I'm a Wood Allen fan and I guess that threw a red flag for her.
so we settle of a boy. we went to the most prestigious adoption home in all of Hanoi, saw some babies but they were too expensive. so I talked your mother into going to the second hand market where they have the returns(like you)
We walked through the market for a long time more then 15 minutes I reckon. but non Caught our eye. we almost gave up and bought a dog when out of the corner of her eye your underage mother spotted a shaggy maltese puppy in a cage nomming on some orange duck. You can say it was love a first sight when you saw that little thing we went up to the pet store owner and ask for a price, he say not fo' sale in a very jackie chan-like voice
you mother was sad, she wanted that puppy more than ever but the owner was not going to give up after days of coming back to his store he gave in and sold us the puppy for 300 yen or about tree fiddy amurican.
He gave us a set of rules to for the puppy like:
1)"Don't get him wet" as, when exposed to water, it immediately reproduces more of its kind asexually by budding from its back.
2)"Keep him away from bright lights....especially sunlight" Sunlight will kill a razi and bright light is known to hurt it.
and the most important of all
3)"Don't ever feed him after midnight" because if it eats food after midnight, it will create a cocoon, going through changes and become a ferocious, reptilian monster called a krimsonviper.
so with those rules and a fee to an international smuggler we got you back to the US where we have raised you as a human.

Jay, you're mental.

[breadbox]

i see what you did there

[drksolest]

[sbird1]

What the Ford Focus has happened to this thread?

[Encryptshun]

I don't know, but I LIKE it!

[MellowZ32]

this is your brain on Frugs!

[Ace2cool]

Oh God, I think we scared the OP away. I wanted to see pics of GT-R.

[MellowZ32]

I call shenanigans of the OP
google the SN

[Repo Man]

DAMN you are way behind. See my first post in this thread.

[biggie]

To confirm, IP is in Pakastan. She may have some fortunes here in the US that she needs a money order sent to her.

[gwoods]

Chaseylain? and you want to see the GTR?

[MellowZ32]

DAMN you are way behind. See my first post in this thread.

I saw your post. In fact I quoted it.