Hellboy Sucked... -spoilers but doesn't matter

[Sircnay]

Hellboy was HORRIBLE. There were so many plot holes and retarded lines in the movie... I can't even explain half of them without crying.

First there's the part where they don't explain what exactly the purpose of the monsters are. Secondly, characters pop up out of nowhere. Then there's the problem with not explaining how the monsters get from New York City subways to Moscow... Then Abe Sapien, the blue fish guy, doesn't do anything in the movie except get his *** kicked like a panzy. Then for the last 45-60 minutes of the movie, he doesn't even exist anymore. There were some cool fighting scenes, but EVERYTHING was anti-climatic. I think he seriously fired off about 8 shots at the most. Lesser characters who get their faces chewed off shoot more bullets than him. I mean damn it, for someone who's named Hellboy, he sure is a nancy-boy with that big honking gun of his. Also, he goes around punching the faces off of these little four legged fish thingies that look suspiciously like Predators from "Aliens vs. Predators" and ripping their jaws apart with his bare hands to the end where he sticks like 6 grenades inside of a GOD. Yes a f'ing God. And you know what? Yeah, the God eats him and he blows up the God. What the crap? Okay, someone's going to ***** about me spoiling the ending, but listent to this. There's nothing to look forward to anyway, why the hell would it matter? Everything's an anti-climatic teaser. And another thing about Abe Sapien, he does a total amount of nothing but getting his *** handed to him and collecting like 5 eggs to kill. OH! And then there's like 40 of these Predator looking things coming out of a hole and he somehow manages to escape without the monsters gnawing off the remains of his gills on his neck. But oh no, the writer and director didn't think it was necessary to explain any of that. I think he was just used to explain the exposition.

So my opinion. Don't pay money to see this nancy-boy POS movie. Take that $9.25 and buy a compilation of the Ultimate "Ultimates" or Ultimate Spider-man. You'd at least get something exciting in return. Excuse me while I go and grab a bucket of logic to try to fill in the blank holes in this horrible movie I just saw.

[I30T]

It looked pretty bad to me, but thanks for the warning.

[Touchdown038]

It was pretty anti-climatic to me too, but there were some pretty sick scenes in there that made the movie for me. The lines were really bad too, like "Ooh, I'm gonna be sore in the morning."

[Sircnay]

"red means STOP!" "remember who you are!"

[BB Turbo]

I HATE GUILLERMO DEL TORO!!!!!!! I hate his work, he blows hairy a s s being a director. I hate everything and anyone associated with him, i hate the way he directs. he sucks! He screwed up by directing blade 2, and i havent seen this movie but it looks remarkably retarded. Also, I dont know about you guys, but doesnt Ted Danson look like he plays the part of hellboy? I thought it was him at first. BTW, just by the way the movie looks, i wont be seeing it. hellboy himself looks stupid, those cut off horns look like goggles.

[Mr1der]

I can see what you mean about Ted Danson, but it's Ron Perlman, he was one of the vampire hunter guys in Blade II, which I felt rocked, but mainly because David Goyer wrote it (he happens to be the f'n man when it comes to writing comics and scripts based on comics, read JSA if you don't believe me)

thankfully Goyer took on both writing and directing of Blade III, so it's sure to kick 31 flavors of ***.

[BB Turbo]

I just hate guillermo del toros style of directing. i loathe his style actually. he manages to muff up every movie he directs. blade 2 was too cheasy for me with gay one liners. and ron perlman is one ugly mofo.

[Nitrus0nous]

I watched it Thursday night and I wasn't too blown away by this movie either. I thought it would be a little better, but i guess the trailers lie once again.

[Cyberkreig]

you needed to see that movie to figure out it is crap?

[TachyonS14]

Let me tell you a secret about movies. If you see a GRIP of movie trailers on tv for an upcoming movie (Like Hell Boy) the movie will be CRAPPY. They spend lots of money on these trailers to try attract as many people as they can on opening weekend before the word gets out the movie BLOWS.

[[Zero-S]]

Saw it, was amusing for a little bit, but then got obnoxious and monotonous. Bleh I want my 7 dollars back.

[rudee023]

Think Hellboy was bad? I saw Home on the Range with my G/F's little cousins. Made me want to punch a wall.

[InstantRice]

Think Hellboy was bad? I saw Home on the Range with my G/F's little cousins. Made me want to punch a wall.

girlfriends make you watch retarded shiat, live with it. i had to go see cabin fever....worst movie ever.