Healthy eating leads to unhealthy breathing.

[Looneybomber]

So without going into the whole reason why, our family, for 6wks, is cutting out all dairy (lactose, whey, and casein), soy, gluten, red meat, and as many nightshades as possible. Oh, and all alcohol, which sucks, but not part of this story. So, I am now enjoying eating more fruits, vegis, beans, weird grains (buckwheat, teff?), and white meat. And along with all those foods comes more fiber...and with more fiber...I think I heard my wife say our house smelled like a sewer three times today. I blame it on the sauteed bok choy.

[nissangirl74]

Your body has been storing s*** for a long time. Throw a flush/cleanse in on top of the healthy eating and she might put up a tent in the backyard.

[Jesda]

Decadent pooping
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HUe9EjoeQw[/youtube]

[sx moneypit]

That's one badass crapper!

[Looneybomber]

Your body has been storing s*** for a long time. Throw a flush/cleanse in on top of the healthy eating and she might put up a tent in the backyard.

And our two year old's diapers are gross! What's even worse is my wife works today, so I am stuck doing the diaper changes.

That's one badass crapper!

Agreed. I want one, but the buh-day makes me nervous. Also, touch screen remote!? Yet another thing for me to have to sanitize later.

[AppleBonker]

I like that the end of the retractable bidet has a light on it. That way I can still see what my log looks like in the middle of the night.

[themadscientist]

That toilet is the s***!

Mine has lights and heaters and squirters and automatic lids and stuff too. The Japanese love needless technology. I leave the buttons alone. They are in Japanese and I don't want to accidentally hit the tampon removal system and have it rip my nuts off.