Well I bit the bullet and ordered a Maxima Mass Air Flow sensor from
http://www.thecarpartwarehouse.com for $91.70 w/free shipping.
I unpluged the battery and installed it. That seems to have solved to problem.
It just seemed odd that there were no codes stored and that the MAF looked clean and no mechanic I took it to seemed to have a clue about what the problem could be (except one who changed out my front crank pos sensor, after that I figured I could throw parts at it as good as the next guy).
It would have been nice to pinpoint the MAF to start with, but I can't feel too bad about having 6 "known problem" sensors replaced for $500.00 or so. Just the MAF at the dealer would have cost me that and more. So thank you NICOclub for the good info on this site.
Hopfully this post will help the next guy who is having similar problems.