That Altima coupe bad luck stuff is straight up serious...
Had some d*ks key my car from the driver door down alllll the way to the driver rear light. I got it painted, parked it at school (lesson learned) had some traded paint and a giant bumper scratch mark on the door that JUST got painted a month ago. Had someone steal my NISSAN front emblem, so had to replace. Got a nail on the sidewall and had to pull over and was late to class on exam day.
This one is funny if DJ is reading...I re-dipped my rear wheel to fix some imperfection...only to find out later on in the day that majority of it was gone and it looked like someone poured gas or some kind of paint thinner because my tire shine was off on that side.
So tempted to sell it and get something less of an eye candy...eh...comes with the Altima coupe

I feel your pain Czonin