Have you seen this?

[ILikeMy240sx]

I got out this morning to go to work and I see white spots all over my hood, windshield, and my trunk so Im wondering what happened. Upon a closer inspection, this is what I saw...



That s*** was splattered all over the hood as seen and the trunk too.

I have no idea what kind of food birds eat here but.... people wonder why I hate birds so much... arg

[gabossie]

Holy ****...literally. They must have been pissed at you for something!

[GEO]

You stole that birds eggs?

[book-ends]

Ha ha!! That's nothing! One time I made the mistake of parking under a tree on campus and since people feed squirrels all the time............

I kid you not, it looked like a midget got on the top of my roof and took a dump. A midget or a small dog..........

The worst ever, and I can vouch for it having been there when it happened, was when this giant goose crapped on my friends Integra. Literally dented the hood and splattered all over the windshield, ect........

God I still laugh when I think about that!!

[NX95240]

damn!!! that bad

[maxpower]

seen it in Fight Club

[marshun]

geezus. haha. i had something liek that th eother weekend. i parked my car, brang a tire into the shop to get the valve stem replaced, come back. poop. everywhere. lol. funny ****

[silkk]

dang.. birds hates you or whatever it is that did that :P

[ILikeMy240sx]

Do any of you have any kind of methods to stop birds from sh!tting all over your car? I mean seriously I get atleast 5 birdsh!ts a day... its so ridiculous...

[nismodave]

s*** HAPPENS

[ILikeMy240sx]

dont know if its true but my GF says.... birds like to s*** on darker cars.....

She also has a parrot and says that sometimes when her bird has a diarrhea probs the bird just sits in one spot and sh!ts all day.... so I guess the bird that did this had a major major stomach probs....:rolleyes

[rawill240sx]

Either you pissed off an entire flock of precision crapping birds or you have something the size of albatross in your airspace

[Ninetyfive240sxSE]

lol too funny...

looks like geese droppings.

hope you clean it soon, poop can destroy ur paint and you dont want that lol.

[S14-84]

lol too funny...

looks like geese droppings.

hope you clean it soon, poop can destroy ur paint and you dont want that lol.

if you leave there for while yeah....but thats lot of s*** you got there.....

[wangless]

damn thats a lot of ****... HAHAHA

[scotty-2-forty]

Looks like the bird took a dump on the roof and wet-farted the rest over the hood! Jeez, I hope the sunroof was closed!!

[ILikeMy240sx]

Fortunately yes... the sunroof was closed (thank god) as soon as I got to my work I washed it off with a high-pressure water jet. I had to leave the water on the pile of s*** for about 2 mins to get most of it off... rest i had to rub em off with a dirty rag...

When s*** like that happens it makes me wanna get a car cover or something. What do you guys think about getting a car cover? Im worried about theives tho.

[kevdog240]

Looks like the bird took a dump on the roof and wet-farted the rest over the hood! Jeez, I hope the sunroof was closed!!

sorry for the off topic post guys but...hey scotty-2-forty can you email me at [email protected] your account wont let me email you and i dont remem your email but have a question for ya

[scotty-2-forty]

sorry for the off topic post guys but...hey scotty-2-forty can you email me at [email protected] your account wont let me email you and i dont remem your email but have a question for ya

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