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jekl
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Take a minute to look over this picture,
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Now that you have, I'm sure you've thought "WHAT IS THAT?!". And by now, your conclusions could be somewhat disturbing. Well, the answer is very disturbing.

I just pulled up to my driveway after my normal 10.5hr work day, with zero money being made for the day, and after picking up my son from daycare. I reach out to my mailbox, drop the lid and pull out my mail. What happens next is probably not the first time in history this has happened, but the result is MOST Definitely the first. A BIRD, yes, a BIRD, flew into my car! Not such a big deal! Right? I can just use my newspaper and help it back out the window. Feeling good about getting the bird out of the car, I look down and it S&!% on my instrument cluster. ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I worked all day to come home and have this happen. Not only did it hit my instrument cluster, but it hit my trip reset knob and went behind the window. So, tomorrow guess who is taking their dash and instrument cluster apart to clean out BIRD CRAP!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Have a nice day.


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sbird1
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Wow, that is amazing. What did you do to piss of the bird gods?

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jekl
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I have no idea.

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Dittoz7
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Lets play "Guess That Cluster!".

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Kompresshun
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Dittoz7 wrote:Lets play "Guess That Cluster!".
Even though it's obvious, it's a Volvo 850 Turbo cluster.

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jekl
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Its a tough one!

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jekl
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Cheater!

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Kompresshun
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jekl wrote:Cheater!
I really did know without cheating though, I'm a big Volvo fan. ;)

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themadscientist
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A bird took a dump in my car before. I parked with the windows down and apparently offended him in some way. He left me a gift.

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Bubba1
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themadscientist wrote:A bird took a dump in my car before. I parked with the windows down and apparently offended him in some way. He left me a gift.
If it was a certain Qx4 parked near a Hartford grammar school during recess, I'd have guessed the substance was something else.

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sx moneypit
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:spitout: :chuckle:

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300ZXttZMAN
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Dittoz7 wrote:Lets play "Guess That Cluster!".
We should make that a thread hahah


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