joe603 wrote:Turkey day FTW!!
Subject: The Thanksgiving bird
The Parrot named Kayla
A Business man named Robert received a parrot as A gift. The parrot name Kayla had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, Robert was fed up and he yelled at Kayla the parrot. Kayla yelled back. Robert shook Kayla the parrot and Kayla got angrier and even ruder. Robert, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put her In the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not A Peep, was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt Kayla , Robert quickly opened the door to the Freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Robert's outstretched arms And said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and Unforgivable behavior."
Robert was stunned at the change in Kayla the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in her behavior, when Kayla continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Telcoman